Adventure's With Gunga Volume1: Difference between revisions

We think the mushroom man is with us... When we woke up there were mushrooms growing everywhere and our only food was eaten and replaced with mushrooms, now how are we gonna eat? I thought of an idea and said we should eat bess flint... When bess flint heard that he jumped off of the boat and started to swim away. Very quickly I grabbed the wheel and turned the ship around and we chased bess flint. His arms got sore and he couldn't swim anymore so he started to drown himself. We then tossed ropes down and grabbed him by his body and lifted him up, then suddenly... Another Will The Seamen Eater jumps into the air and he accidentally ate bess flint thinking he was a fish... He apologizes and starts the water works. Then I said to my seamen "new objective... Kill all the Will's! We got time for one eyed willy later. We hoisted the cannons and started to bomb Will. All our shots missed except for the tore his head off.

 

One of the seamen said. So I tied super plank of death up with rope and hung him over our boat. No less then 2 seconds 1,467,980 Will's appear out of nowhere. It was a pansy fest I tell ya! I quickly tossed super plank of death back to our ship and we went to town on the will's after 4 hours of a long but easy battle we killed all the will's except for one...

 

 

Me and my seamen crew were sleeping... Then something woke us up. When I opened my eyes we were surrounded by plants shaped like mushrooms, they start to wiggle and they hit the ground and break then they grew arms and legs and attacked me and my seamen. Iron leg Kerby was so scared he turned into a brick and stood there in the corner, so it's all up to me and Neck-Snapper Nancy we grabbed our swords and went back to back and fought the mushroom men. I chopped one of their heads off then my sword broke and they over powered me and Nancy to the ground and tied us up... They left iron leg Kerby on the ground because he was in brick mode. We were powerless to these freaks and they'll turn us into mushrooms now! Since we all know kerbys can't hold brick-mode forever he then turned back into his jiggly self and the mushroom men suddenly gave him the electric nipple touch which instantly killed Kerby. There was only 4 mushroom men left and I knew if I could break free I can kill them so with that I told Neck-Snapper Nancy to give me a distraction so I can cut myself loose. He then wiggled his chair to one of the mushroom men and started to yell at him. The mushroom men grab him and threw him to the ground and started to squirt their mushroom juice on him which immediately turned him into one of them. That A-hole didn't give me enough time so now it's time for me to face my doom. They grabbed me and threw me to the ground and one of them mounted me... He was ready to squirt his gruesome mushroom juice on me when all of a sudden gunga appears out of nowhere and bites one of the mushroom man's head off... They attack gunga but with quick reaction he devoured a chilly dog sandwich and pooped all over the mushroom men causing them to die... I was so happy my diggity dog saved me. He untied me and I gave him a hug, but at that point I just realized I never had a dog... Gunga then looked up at me and started to growl. The end (to be continued)