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At this point we were about eleven minutes into the episode and I assumed that Finn would give the Ice King his usual speech about how it is wrong to kidnap people and the episode would end. I was wrong. Instead of calming down now that the vanquished Ice King lay at his feet, Finn continues to shake in anger. He began to scream and raises his sword above his head. The Ice King is surprised and asks Finn what's going on. "You've won," admits the Ice King, "You can take the princesses and go." "NO!" screams Finn. Everyone in the room goes silent and stares at the lifted blade. "As a hero, it is my duty to fight evil and this is the last time you will ever kidnap someone!" shrieks Finn. In one disturbingly quick motion, Finn brings his sword upon the Ice King's neck―severing his head completely.
I glanced at my wife. Her eyes were wide with disbelief. On the screen I could see the blood gushing from the body and the head. It had a surreal quality, almost as if the animators had used a mixed media technique. The blood did not appear to be drawn, but rather it was as if someone was pouring actual liquid onto the image. A hint of steam even rose from the ice floor as the hot blood pooled upon it. The caged princesses were now screaming uncontrollably. Jake had wrapped his arms around himself, his face frozen in a silent scream. Finn, slowly coming to his senses, stares at the Ice King's decapitated corpse with vacant eyes and begins to mutter apologies. "I-I-I didn't mean to
"This is your fault." Doctor Princess had moved to the front of the cage and was now looking directly at Finn. "You had already defeated him. You didn't have to do this."
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Now you may wonder why I am choosing to share this story. It's quite simple. No one believes me when I tell them what I saw. They all believe that it was my fault, that I had really tried to kill my wife. So now I'm sharing this in hopes that one of you, through morbid curiosity perhaps, will look for that same torrent that I was given. Maybe you will find it and you will be tempted to watch the last file. Maybe you will see the same thing I did. And as I wait for that fatal curiosity to overtake someone, I will keep my eye on the news. Just hoping that some day there will be a story about someone who killed their family and blamed it on a cartoon they watched. Then I'll know. Then everyone will know. It really wasn't my fault.
{{by|Ward Hocut|link=wardscreepypastas.wordpress.com/2012/12/14/its-not-my-fault-adventure-time-lost-episode-2}}
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