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So i'm a student at Cal Arts so its needless to say I love cartoons but my favorite animation channel is Cartoon Network Samurai Jack, Power Puff Girls, Ed Edd and Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, etc I love them all but there was a dark period were CN sucked during 2009 the monstrosity that was CN Real
So the episode began with Finn and Jake eating lunch at the candy kingdom then Cinnamon Bun comes in yelling about how he saw a long haired monster was wandering the kingdom but Finn and Jake decided to ignore him and go to see Bubblegum Princess. Bubblegum was hanging out with Marceline and were listening to a very familiar song I think it was called Ready To Die, The video screwed up and skipped further in the episode just then I heard a screaming noise from Tom's room I went to investigate and it appeared Tom had been turned into a plushy so I left to watch the rest of the video and I forgot to pause it so all I saw was a long haired figure hold the decapitated heads of Finn and Jake and it then cut to black and open up to a scene of Bubblegum Princess and Marceline making out and as I grabbed a sock Marceline and PB started change Marceline started to decay and PB started to melt but I decided to rub one out anyway when suddenly the Hyper realistic face of Andrew W.K. appeared and yelled "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME" I immediately shat my pants "NO NO NO HOGARTH YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME I WON'T STOP TIL CN IS DESTROYED" Andrew I should've know it was you well no dice I won't let you kill CN with your trying to hard to be edgy programming I killed you once I'll do it again. the Head of Andrew W.K. on my self started to shake and grew into a giant monster I was scared so I through my sock at him " DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR JIZZ AT ME" that was it Jizz was his weakness so readied my hands and was ready to blow that fucker away (Disclaimer!!! Due to the graphic nature of this scene we've decided it is best not to describe this scene to you so just imagine the Sex Scene from Scary Movie yeah pretty gross) Andrew began to melt and his last words were "REALLY DUDE YOUR FUCKING JIZZ" thus ends my story I went on to make cartoons for CN and as for Tom well I sold him at a Flea Market and gave the game to a cop so a stupid sequel could be made.
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