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A dickish friend of mine sent me a copy o a blank DVD written "Alanis.avi". I thought it was just a prank and he was trying to make fun of me. So, I inserted the disk on my PC, and then I watched the video.
It started with the Unsent video playing. Mattew, the first dude who shows up (he looks like ProJared btw) seems to be done playing a guitar, and he looks very umcorfotable with Alaniss presence. He then tells her to gtfo from his house. Not much later, the screen goes static, and Alanis is shown with a razor, cutting Matthew.
the screen goes black, and a message pops up, saying "So many men to blame, so little time. Don't you agree?" It seems like her feminist ideas were actually true. I was terrified.
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the other scene is Markus with Alanis. They're sitting on the couch, and she tells him to close hsi eyes and wait for a game. She then bites his eyes with her giant sharp teeth, like a deadly kiss (Do not ever trust Whigfield and her song Sexy Eyes).
The last scene shows Lou and Alanis in a car. She cuts the steering wheel with a katana she stole from Mitsurugui. Then, the car crashes a clothing shop, and the screen goes static again.
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I now keep the DVD on my shelf, waiting for a reverse Joining You to play around the midnight and Alanis kill me someday. I fucking love her.
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