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Alex rubs his profusely sweaty head, tired from all of the chaos he's caused. He says, "We have a special guest. Please welcome the 40th President of the United States, back from the dead, here is Ronald Reagan!" Two studio crew members slowly applaud in the background as a decaying human body that appears to be the reanimated remains of the former President limps onto the set, collapsing before he makes it into the guest seat. A crew worker runs onto the set, dragging the zombified Reagan into the guest chair and sits him upright.
Alex smiles and greets Reagan, stating that it's nice to have him on the show as his first appearance "after being revived". Reagan responds in a raspy voice, "My pleasure,
Reagan continues, "The least I can do now is publicly announce my endorsement for President Trump and the admirable work he is doing for our wonderful country." While speaking, Reagan is reaching in his lap for his fallen eye. His decaying index finger snaps as he grips the eyeball, the broken digit dangling by what's left of his rotting flesh. Alex offers to get his eye for him. Reagan responds with, "Nah, I'll just leave it here for now." Jones asks Reagan what else he's doing these days. Reagan responds, "Well, the United States government is continuing to fund the revivals of past Presidents. Last I heard, they are pretty close to finishing up on the revival of President Lincoln. They have his brain reconstructed finally and will start the revival process soon." Alex asks, "Is there anything they can do about the rotten flesh?"
Ronald starts looking a bit distracted. I could see it in his rotting, half-skeleton face that something was off. It was the moment Jones said "flesh" that Reagan began not feeling well. "Pardon me Alex," Reagan spoke. "I'm just a little hungry." It didn't take longer than 20 seconds for him to turn into a classic zombie. Jones got up and ran around the studio. Reagan started up a chant, "Brains,
Alex turns to tend to his severed hand as the camera zooms into it, still spraying blood every which way. All of a sudden, and to this day, I cannot explain this phenomenon, but slowly, but surely, a hand began to materialize underneath the stump. It grew back into place where his previous hand was. The camera pans up to Jones' face. His face is in full frame, closing his eyes and then opening them again, to reveal that his eyes have become black and resembling the eyes of a lizard. Jones realizes what he had revealed and quickly asks the crew to cut the cameras as the shot cuts away, just a split-second after what I think was a lizard-like tail appeared on screen behind Alex, waving around.
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