Alex Trebek V.S. Nicki Minaj: Difference between revisions

 

Gregory had invited Edward and Funkles back into his home again that day. This time, Gregory was truly ready to spill the beans to Edward and Funkles. “Hey Greg, I never fully understood the whole space demon thing. Can you tell me some more about them?” Edward asked politely to Gregory. “Fine. Then I will shed some light on my past, then I will tell you my deed. Here it goes. Space demons are similar, but still different from regular demons. These demons rely on technology to get to Earth. They must get there through a file, or video, on Youtube, or any other way, it really didn't matter. The prefered technique was a .exe, .avi, or a .jpeg file. Websites are also used, but not as commonly. Once a form is chosen, they must claim atleast one victim to bring that form into the real world.” Edward was surprised at this new information. “Now for my past again. This was only mabey a few days before the battle with Alex Trebek. I was approached by another demon on the web. It had already chosen a file and a form. That form was Nicki Minaj. It knew I was weak, and that I had to do it, otherwise I would be killed. So I sent the file to a certain person Nicki Minaj told me to.” He explained softly. “Who- who was it Greg?” “It was your good friend. Jackie Clements.” Gregory had revealed. “I- I- I...” Edward started to stutter. Soon afterwards, he was on the floor sobbing. “That's why he went missing after I killed that demon bitch ass piece of shit! That's why! I knew it!” Edward was furious at this point. “Calm down buddy. He's proably in a better place now. Safe from those demons.” Funkles tried to cheer Edward up. Edward wiped away his tears, and had now tried to stop sobbing and crying. “Mabey. Hopefuly he is in a better place.” Edward got over this issue surprisingly fast. “Look everyone! Check out the news!” Funkles exclaimed to the room. “Nicki Minaj snake demon attacks city! Live feed being sent as we speak right now!” Said a news reporter. Edward had now seen the very face that had killed his friend. Edward began to feel anger in heart now. “She deserves to die for what she has done. May a force more powerful than yours strike you down you filthy son of a bitch!” Edward yelled at the TV.” We have to go. I need to see this demon die!” Edward shouted as they left for down town. Little did he know, that his wish would be soon granted, for a much more powerful force was coming for his vengeance.

 

Something was flaming up, and coming down from the sky. “Look up, everyone!” Funkles exclaimed. The object then crashed into the city with a fiery explosion! It was Alex Trebek! “BITCH YOU'RE TAKING MY FRIENDS!” Alex Trebek yelled at Nicki Minaj. Alex Trebek shot his SUPER LAZERS at Nicki Minaj. Her eyes suddenly turned into buttcheeks and she opened her mouth open wide to reveal the pair of buttcheeks that killed Jackie Clements! She consumed the LAZER. “Hmm looks like the bitch can get past my LAZERS. You're gonna die now, my friend...” Alex Trebek chuckled a little after saying that. He then started to laugh. He laughed a lot. THE HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD WAS POURING OUT FROM HIS POT HOLE EYES INTO HIS MOUTH! Nicki Minaj knew that she was officially fucked at this moment. He started to transform into... SUPER ALEX TREBEK ULTIMATE DEMON JEOPARDY HOST!!! THE POWER WAS TOO STRONG NOW! Alex Trebek shot his ULTIMATE LAZER DEATH ATTACK! Nicki Minaj laughed as she shot a straight beam of whipped cream which caused a HUGE EXPLOSION! Nicki Minaj counter- attacked as she shot her weights like machine guns at Alex Trebek! He breathed his fire breath, and melted her weights! She then charged up, and shot a massive weight! Alex Trebek couldn't melt it, and the hit slammed into a parade of gas trucks, and even a gas station, and the whole place BLEW UP IN A FIERY EXPLOSION OF ENERGY AND FIERY FLAMES!

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