Aliens, Leo, his good bud Cage and the Illuminati clusterfuck: Difference between revisions

"Ehm, Hello? Hello, hello?"

"Is this broken?", talks to the mic while people are confusingly trying to read from his lips.

"I would be a fine kindergarten storyteller". He happily whispered into the mic, with a big grin on his face, not realizing that the button he has just pressed, was the ON button.

 

While they were spreading oil all over the place, Mike, again, dropped his mic and it rolled down off the stage. While going to get his mic, first he started diagonally walking left forward, after which his left side of the brain commanded going right and the right side commanded going left. This unconsciously confused Mike and his path resulted in a weird snakely wiggle. The crowd got buffled. Why? I'm not sure either. But there are, indeed, conspiracies. One of the conspiracies is that what happened at the stage was a disagreement or charlantly said, a fight between the left side and the right side of the brain. Why? Well, the conspiracy also says that the left side of his brain considered 0.5 a 0, and the right side 0.5 to be 1. But, Mike managed to get down and successfuly recover his mic and while going up the stairs, he noticed Leo and Cage laughing their ass off while the place was bursting in flames, at the main entrance while locking down the door with the key, which Mike has coincidentally left in the door lock of the main Illuminati building.

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