American Idol: The Lost Episode: Difference between revisions

Created page with "{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless}} Hello, my name is Cleetus. I live on my grandpappy's ostrich farm. Or, at least, I used to. Those were happier times. Plowing the fields, milking the ostriches, plowing the milk ostriches. Those were good times. Until one fateful day. There was a scream! I ran inside the silo, but it was too late. Grandpappy was dead. Highly realistic gore had spilled everywhere. A trickle of blood had even spille..."