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This results in Bernie Sanders, AOC, Kamala Harris and the rest of the democrats creating a resistance group against now-president pence.
 
The public doesn’tdoesn't give them support however since pence had solved everything.
 
There was no poverty, no crime, no corruption, just pence. The cartels stopped working because everyone could get high of pence.
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Meanwhile, God emperor Pence declared the kameruwi to be heretics and declared war on the kameruwi federation. The weebs joined their allies.
 
Knowing that they couldn’tcouldn't match the full might of the weebs and pence. The kameruwi released a secret weapon. They used the dna of Bernie Sanders and Trump to create an unstoppable monster.
 
As soon as they released the beast, everything went wrong. It exploded and destroyed the entirety of Australia. The weakened federation was quickly defeated by the alliance who began to exterminate the undesired inhabitants.
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However, right after the partition of the federation, the weebs backstabbed the pence empire and so another war began between the only 2 nations left on Earth.
 
The pence empire assassinated all of the weeb’sweeb's anime artists, which severely weakened the weebs. The final blow however, was when God emperor pence created the eterno cube.
 
An object made of dark energy. He used this to trap the weebs in an eternal abyss of darkness for eternity.