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Hello, my name is Beefcake McAssMuffin. Before reading this, I advise you have a parent with you, because this shit is about to get real spoopy.
 
I was only 9 years old in 2012. I was searching up my favorite internet cancer, like Gangnam Style and Annoying Orange like the little fagassfatass I was, when suddenly, the internet started to slowdown. Pages that loaded in the blink of an eye started to take 12 seconds to load. I was starting to get really scared, when suddenly, I got a message from the toolbar...
 
"THE INTERNET HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED."