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There was the familiar organ music. There was the familiar "HEEEEE" in the background. Yet something in my gut told me something was off.
Old Man introduced the show:
So he threw Wordsworth to the ground and ran off-screen, then I saw him run through a hyper-realistic field, trampling over hyper-realistic flowers, and stopping to take a hyper-realistic shit behind a hyper-realistic bush. It felt like I could reach into the screen and touch the shit.
Eventually, Old Man came across a horrific sight. Various small animals, impaled on stakes. Little squirrels, fluffy kittens, small birds, all dead and bloodied, with their entrails hanging out. In the background, I could faintly hear,
Sure enough, a raccoon hopped onto one of the corpses, and said in a voice not unlike Peter Lorre,
After devouring the carcasses, he continued his quest, and soon reached the castle. The Beast's castle looked little like it did in Old Man's movie, looking more like Castle Dracula. Monochrome towers pierced the sky, grotesques snarled at Old Man from atop their battlements (and didn't sing), and the walls were covered with thorns.
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The camera slowly zoomed in to the castle's entrance – a giant wooden door beneath a hissing grotesque head – which creaked open. Old Man gasped.
There stood a plump, balding fellow, dressed in crimson clothes, his most distinguishing feature being
Senor Moustache. The version of Beauty's father from another low-budget animated ''Beauty and the Beast'', even by the same company that made Old Man's. He, however, had not become as big a meme as Old Man. No Creepypasta show for him, only about one cameo in Phelous' other videos.
Senor Moustache howled with rage.
With Old Man distracted, Senor Moustache raised a knife
My web browser reloaded itself and I was taken to a new Youtube video.
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Senor Moustache stood in front of a black background. Beside him was the severed head of Old Man on a stake, being nibbled at by the raccoon from earlier.
It was then I screamed.
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