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I’ve always been a big fan of Phelous and his videos, and make sure to watch them as soon as they are posted. I was especially a big fan of his "Old Man”Man" character: an exaggerated caricature of a portrayal of Beauty’s father from a low-budget animated version of ''Beauty and the Beast''. Phelous’ review of that particular version is one of my favourite reviews of his, and I, of course, love the ''Old Man Reads Creepypastas ''series with every fibre of my being. True, the world and life may be miserable, but they would be a lot worse without videos of Old Man reading terrible creepypastas and pointing out their flaws in his wonderfully mellifluous voice.
 
So my heart skipped a beat and I squealed with joy when "I HATE YOU – Old Man Reads Creepypastas’ popped up in my subscriptions. There it was, with its preview image of a shrugging Old Man in front of a zombified Luigi, beckoning me to click. So I did.
 
There was the familiar organ music. There was the familiar "HEEEEE”HEEEEE" in the background. Yet something in my gut told me something was off.
 
Old Man introduced the show: ‘Welcome back to Elderly Male Human Reads Internet Ghost Stories! Today, we will look at a story based on that most terrifying of video games, ''Mario''!’ He picked up Wordsworth the book, and out from his pages fluttered out a note. ‘What’s this?’ asked Old Man, picking up the note and staring at it for – and I got out my stopwatch for this part – ten seconds. ‘Oh no!’ cried Old Man, ‘My daughter Beauty has been kidnapped by Warthog-Goomba, ''and he didn’t pay me a penny''! This will not stand!’
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My web browser reloaded itself and I was taken to a new Youtube video.
 
"Sonic.EXE – Senor Moustache Reads Creepypastas”Creepypastas"
 
Senor Moustache stood in front of a black background. Beside him was the severed head of Old Man on a stake, being nibbled at by the raccoon from earlier.