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The camera slowly zoomed in to the castle's entrance – a giant wooden door beneath a hissing grotesque head – which creaked open. Old Man gasped.
 
'Old Man, Old Man, Old Man…Man...'
 
There stood a plump, balding fellow, dressed in crimson clothes, his most distinguishing feature being his…hishis...his moustache.
 
Senor Moustache. The version of Beauty's father from another low-budget animated ''Beauty and the Beast'', even by the same company that made Old Man's. He, however, had not become as big a meme as Old Man. No Creepypasta show for him, only about one cameo in Phelous' other videos.
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'Ha!' Old Man sneered at Senor Moustache. 'You think you can defeat me? ''Me'', who possessed you just you'd be less ''useless''?'
 
'Speaking of which…which...' From out of nowhere, Senor Moustache pulled out a bucket of water and threw it at Old Man. Old Man didn't even flinch.
 
'Really?' Old Man raised an eyebrow. 'The most obvious attack against me and you did it! You ''are'' an idiot. I mean, yeah, I say that a lot to please the fans – something ''you'' don't have – but I take, you know, showers and stuff. I'm not the Wicked Witch of the West or anything.'
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'Say,' said Senor Moustache, 'did you know Golden Films did a ''Wizard of Oz ''adaptation and they made Dorothy pretty much sound almost exactly like Judy Garland did in the MGM version?'
 
'Oh yeah,' replied Old Man, tapping his chin, 'I think I saw that once. In that one, the Wicked Witch was pretty much Maleficent, complete with the pig minions…minions...'
 
With Old Man distracted, Senor Moustache raised a knife and…and...
 
My web browser reloaded itself and I was taken to a new Youtube video.
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Senor Moustache stood in front of a black background. Beside him was the severed head of Old Man on a stake, being nibbled at by the raccoon from earlier.
 
'Viewers, viewers, viewers, welcome to Senor Moustache Reads Creepypastas! My predecessor…predecessor...' He gestured towards the head. '…was...was far too negative. Sonic.EXE is one of my favourite stories ever…ever...'
 
It was then I screamed.