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Hi, I'm Paul. and I'm pretty sure that everybody has heard of the game “Angry Birds”. It's a game about some colorful birds who'd cause destruction just to get their eggs back from those Bad Piggies. It's one of my favorite games of all time! But soon, it would all CHANGEEEEEEE.
Because one day, I decided to go on
Me: Hi.
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Me: Yep!
Seller: Are you sure you wanna buy it?
Me: Yeah, is there anything wrong?
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This was a really odd conversation. And 3 days later, I found the DVD just sitting on my porch. The front of the cover was normal, but when I looked at the back of the cover I saw a stain of blood with Freddy Fazbear eating King Pig while 2 Minion Pigs just stand there and cry begging Freddy to let him go with Jeff the Killer in the background cutting some other pigs in half with blood and some text saying: “Made by Rovio.” It was weird, but I thought nothing of it and I just shrugged it off.
I took the disc out, and I inserted it into my tablet. I opened the game, and it started loading. But before it could finish, I had to go to the bathroom. 2 minutes later, I find my anthropomorphic triceratops, Tim, staring at the screen with a terrified look. I told Tim to go back to his room and eat some Froot Loops. As Tim left the room, I looked at the screen and immediately jumped. It was a picture of Matilda, Hal, and Bubbles standing in front of Corporal Pig's corpse with hyper realistic blood!! They were standing with bloodshot eyes while Corporal Pig was just laying there with his intestines and organs and Hal began to eat them like spaghetti and meatballs. And then I did a backflip, and I fell out of my window and landed in a volcano.
The pigs with hyper realistic blood and organs and they had many creepypasta characters with them like: Sonic.EXE, Slenderman, Red Mist Squidward, Bootleg SpongeBob, those creepy figures from the blank room soup video, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy, Chica, Served Plankton, the Rainbow Friends, Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Legs, Bendy, Baldi, Hello Neighbor and Granny standing next to them. Then they came out of the screen and they were scary, so I killed them.
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Wait, what was this creepypasta about again? An Angry Birds secret chapter? Alright.
I then saw the other birds laugh at me. They tricked me! So, I grabbed my shotgun, and loaded it. They tried to convince me to not kill them, but those demons almost killed me! So I shot the tablet, and they died with hyper realistic blood. THEN I SAW A HYPER REALISTIC PHOTO OF A GREEN DEAD PIG IT WAS SO SCARY IT HAD ORGANS AND HIS EYES WERE POPPED OUT!! I threw my tablet out of the window, and I tracked the seller down and I killed him. Then I saw the Mighty Eagle as a ghost, and he ate me. I will never buy Angry Birds merch or anything else on
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