Angry Birds: The Lost Chapter

Hi, I'm Paul. And I'm pretty sure that everybody has heard of the game "Angry Birds". It's a game about some colorful birds who'd cause destruction just to get their eggs back from those Bad Piggies. It's one of my favorite games of all time! But soon, it would all CHANGEEEEEEE.

Because one day, I decided to go on eBay to look for some games and/or toys. I decided to look for some Angry Birds merchandise and surprisingly, they had lots of games and toys! And then I saw a mysterious looking DVD. The name of the product was: "Angry Birds Classic DVD. (CONTAINS NEVER BEFORE SEEN EPISODE)". This product immediately caught my attention. An Angry Birds DVD with a lost chapter?! That sounds amazing! So I bought the DVD, and I contacted the seller to know more about the lost episode. Here's how the conversation went:

Me: Hi.

Seller: Hello. So, you're the one who bought the DVD, right?

Me: Yep!

Seller: Are you sure you wanna buy it?

Me: Yeah, is there anything wrong?

Seller: Just buy it, take it away from me.

Me: Uh... ok.

Seller: Just take it. But don't say I didn't warn you.

This was a really odd conversation. And 3 days later, I found the DVD just sitting on my porch. The front of the cover was normal, but when I looked at the back of the cover I saw a stain of blood with Freddy Fazbear eating King Pig while 2 Minion Pigs just stand there and cry begging Freddy to let him go with Jeff the Killer in the background cutting some other pigs in half with blood and some text saying: "Made by Rovio." It was weird, but I thought nothing of it and I just shrugged it off.

I took the disc out, and I inserted it into my tablet. I opened the game, and it started loading. But before it could finish, I had to go to the bathroom. 2 minutes later, I find my anthropomorphic triceratops, Tim, staring at the screen with a terrified look. I told Tim to go back to his room and eat some Froot Loops. As Tim left the room, I looked at the screen and immediately jumped. It was a picture of Matilda, Hal, and Bubbles standing in front of Corporal Pig's corpse with hyper realistic blood!! They were standing with bloodshot eyes while Corporal Pig was just laying there with his intestines and organs and Hal began to eat them like spaghetti and meatballs. And then I did a backflip, and I fell out of my window and landed in a volcano. After 2 minutes of surgery, I went back home to play the game. Until I saw a picture of a Chuck plushie with hyper realistic blood and completely black eyes. It was scary, I tried to exit the app until I saw a RED BIRD JUMPSCARE AND HE WAS KILLING A PIG!!! I tried to turn my phone off, but I saw a TERENCE JUMPSCARE AND HE WAS EATING BAD PIGGY SOUP WITH THE PIG'S BLOODY HYPER REALISTIC EYE!! So I had no choice but to play the game. The sky was red, the music was in reverse, and there were no birds flying in the background. So, I played the game... BUT WHEN I CLICKED THE PLAY BUTTON I SAW A BAD PIGGIES JUMPSCARE AND THE PIG WAS KILLING BIRDS AND I SAW IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND!!! I swiped through the chapters, and I saw the lost episode. "Pig Puddles of Blood".

I clicked on the first level, and the cutscene started like usual. But the strange thing about this was, Red was nowhere to be found. Hell, he didn't even show up when the scene cut to the pigs with the stolen eggs. The first level was a building that looked like a pizza place. There was a bird animatronic chewing on a pig while there was a fountain releasing blood. I launched the first bird at a pig, and then the game cut to black, until I saw a massive explosion occur which killed all of the pigs. And instead of getting the usual 3 star, I got 5 stars. The levels just got weirder and weirder, level 3 had a pig stabbing other pigs using a pistol. Level 7 had a burning house with a pig that was crying. Level 12 had a pig get run over. And Level 15, the final level, had pigs with guns and you had to throw bomb birds at them. After all of that madness, the final cutscene was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. It was the birds and the pigs, but instead of the pigs with bumps and black eyes, they had hyper realistic blood everywhere. Before the scene cut to an end, I finally saw Red after he'd been missing for 15 levels. He just stood there looking at me. Until he took a bomb and he killed his friends and the pigs with organs and hyper realistic blood flying everywhere! As soon as I thought it was over, this happened. Red grew some wings, and his left wing went through the scene and he teleported me into the game. He was about to attack me like a shark, but I took out my lightsaber and I cut that bastard in half. Later, I took the other birds to the hospital and they healed quickly. They were happy, and they gave me a golden egg as a gift. UNTIL I SAW A MIGHTY EAGLE JUMPSCARE AND HE THREW ME OUT OF THE GAME WHEN I WAS MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE BIRDS! WHAT AN IDIOT. So I clicked on the golden egg levels, and I saw...

The pigs with hyper realistic blood and organs and they had many creepypasta characters with them like: Sonic.EXE, Slenderman, Red Mist Squidward, Bootleg SpongeBob, those creepy figures from the blank room soup video, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy, Chica, Served Plankton, the Rainbow Friends, Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Legs, Bendy, Baldi, Hello Neighbor and Granny standing next to them. Then they came out of the screen and they were scary, so I killed them with a rocket launcher.

Wait, what was this creepypasta about again? An Angry Birds secret chapter? Alright.

I then saw the other birds laugh at me. They tricked me! So, I grabbed my shotgun, and loaded it. They tried to convince me to not kill them, but those demons almost killed me! So I shot the tablet, and they died with hyper realistic blood. THEN I SAW A HYPER REALISTIC PHOTO OF A GREEN DEAD PIG IT WAS SO SCARY IT HAD ORGANS AND HIS EYES WERE POPPED OUT!! I threw my tablet out of the window, and I tracked the seller down and I killed him. Then I saw the Mighty Eagle as a ghost, and he ate me. I will never buy Angry Birds merch or anything else on eBay ever again. Well, I actually can't since I'm dead.

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