Anime.exe: Difference between revisions

I was walking home with my newly bought Asuka from Evangelion body pillow. People call me a pedophile because her character is 14, but she's 2D so it's totally ok. when I got home I went inon my computer to go on kissanime and watch some great shows like highschool of the dead, sword art online, and boku no pico. Before I got to watch these sugoi shows, I received an e-mail, something that is very rare for me. In the e-mail it said," watch this Kawaii sugoi show, you won't regret it". I downloaded the file which said "anime.exe", which sounded kinda fucking spooky. I went to go get my instant ramen and said, "Itadakimasu!" before opening the file. What I saw would change my life forever.