Anti-Drug PSA: Difference between revisions

▲So I was walking down the street and I was tripping balls '''WHEN A SKELE'''PHONE rigns. I answer and the CAR says "my dad POPPED OUT OF THE PHONE WHO opened the car door AND THEN I drove down the interstates WHEN A CAR CRASHED INTO A SKELETON THAT '''EXPLODED AND I''' looked <span class=plainlinks>[http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2347642183_91247aa0c8_o.jpg in]</span> a mirror and saw myself park IN THE GROCERY STORE parking lot when the phone popped OUT SO I ANSWER AND the vioce is '''"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR?"''' and I turn around and the car's on FIRE SO I LAUGH MANIACALLY '''AND THEN I WENT''' into the grocery store but it was all bloody and the manager was saying "HEIL HITLER" and he was A SKELETON POPPED OUTside in the parking lot, two policemen were arresting a '''MONKEY ZOMBIE ROBOT ALIEN PIRATED copy''' of a Spongebob episode called "SKELETONS" THAT I WATCHED AND MY CHAIRS TURNED TO EYES WITH ARMS WITH MOUTHS AND TONGUES THAT LICKED EVERYTHING AND I was in the freezer aisle when PATRIXXX popped out '''IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS,''' LUCY is the common name of AL 288-1, several hundred pieces of bone representing about 40% of the skeleton of an individual Australopithecus afarensiSKELETON POPPED OUT AND EVERYONE DIED