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What the hell did I just watch? In all sincerity, who or what in God's forbidden name would be driven to create such a sick and twisted monstrosity? Nothing could honestly ruin something for you any worse than this did for me…me... Two days ago, I was looking on eBay for seasons of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I was specifically looking for the second one since I owned most of the others. Now I'm the type of person who likes to conserve my money. So I was trying to find the season for really cheap.
 
However, I was unable to find one for under $20 so I gave up on searching. I asked a friend if he knew of any good sites that sold cheap TV episodes similar to eBay. He then asked "Why would you be searching for cheap movies when you can just torrent them on the piratebay?" as he chuckled to himself. I then said to myself, why not? So we hung up and I looked up the episode on Piratebay.
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I didn't think Shake would ever say something like this. Hell, I didn't even think a joke like that could be allowed on Metalocalypse or Family Guy. The way it was delivered came off as very morbid and devilish. As if he wanted pain and misery more than anything. Shake always loves making Meatwad miserable and tormenting him but he only does it to rag on him.
 
Not to make him suffer…suffer...
 
I realized I was feeling too sympathetic for Meatwad. It just a cartoon character right? Who cares, it's not even real. I continued watching the episode. Frylock informed Shake and Meatwad that he was going to laser the snake to get them out. But then in the middle of Frylock's eyes lighting up and zapping the snake, it cut to black with the "BIP" sound again.
 
I was really getting sick of this. I waited for about 30 seconds while checking my phone. I looked up and just as I was about to skip ahead…ahead...
 
The laptop lit up so fast it startled me. Frylock screamed at the top of his lungs, "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!"
 
The sound blared out of my speakers so loudly that it felt like it was causing a violent rumbling impact upon my spine, making me jolt and spaz in panic and fear. There…There... Was Frylock's face. His face was very closely detailed like some of the faces in SpongeBob. His eyes were opened up so wide that his eyes were almost popping out of his sockets. Veins in his forehead were very visible with his blood coursing through them. His teeth were sharp and crooked despite his braces which amplified the disgusting nature of them.
 
And his eyes…eyes... His eyes were shocking, menacing, demonic, insane, and ridden with psychotic lunacy. All of his veins were popping out and blood red. The bottom half was bloodshot turning from a dark red to a sudden distinct red where his maniacal pupils were. He had red irises. They seemed to be flowing with blood. Gore was splattered all over his face. Pieces of Shake (who for some reason has human innards) and Meatwad were slowly sliding off. The remains of them were covering the walls behind him. Blood, guts, and ruptured organ tissue stained the walls in a catastrophic bloodbath. The walls were smeared with nothing but bodily bits.
 
It wasn't just the gore that was traumatizing to look at, it was Frylock's face. He stared deep into my soul and past it. His face was unbearable to look at. I jumped back and fell off of my bed in one motion. I was breathing heavily and my heart was skipping beats. Adrenaline rushed throughout my whole body and I leap up to my laptop and shut it.
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It looked as if somebody literally blew their brains out all over my screen. The worst thing about it was that the blood and guts were slowly dripping downward. It was very noticeable. I did everything I could think of to get rid of it. Adjusting the screen resolution, display, restarted the goddamn thing four times. The blood wouldn't go away. My laptop was cursed with Frylock's murderous guilt.
 
But then a window popped up. It was the windows media player. I knew it wasn't going to be a pleasant sight. I must have clicked the "X" 450 times. It wouldn't go away. Looking near the bottom of the window, the title said "OH MY GO…GO..." it scared the hell out of me. I clicked the timeline somewhere in the middle in hope I would see something that wouldn't fuck with my head. Anything would have done the job.
 
It didn't work…work... Frylock appeared with the same menacingly insane look. This time, he was holding Carl upside down in the back of the house near the brick wall. The word "Cannibal" was sprayed in graffiti on the bricks. He had a piece of a kidney hanging off his teeth. He was holding a scalping knife up to his stomach. Carl's face was the worst I've ever seen.
 
He too had two bloodshot bulging eyes looking ready to pop out. His jaw hung wide open even though he was upside down. He was missing most of his teeth and the ones that were there were grotesquely crooked. Blood ran out his mouth and nose down to his scalp which was peeled like a banana. Frylock's face slowly grew into a smirk of twisted satisfaction as he brought the scalping knife to Carl's belly and began cutting. Guts were pouring out like a fountain.
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I could never get the image out of my head. Every time I looked somewhere, everything seemed to symbolize the gore patterns upon Frylock's face. All I knew for sure was that I could never watch the show ever again.
 
After a long time of being haunted by the scene of murder, I decided the only way to get it to stop tormenting me was by accepting it…it... Accepting that it would be a part of me for a long time. That's when I started waking up with bloody noses. I would go to the mirror and find my own blood smeared all over my face…face... In the same exact pattern every time.
 
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