Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Super 666 One: Difference between revisions

 

It was a normal day of normal events. I woke up, brushed my teeth, ate my breakfast, took a shit and dropped a hammar on my foot. I decided this day that I'd go out of the house for once, and took a walk. I ended up walking pretty far, got a lot of steps in, and eventually found a YARD SALE! I absolutely LOVE yard sales so as is tradition, I bought every single thing there. I got a a lot of cool stuff. A SpongeBob phone, a SpongeBob alarm clock, one of Elon Musk's many ecstatic wigs, a SpongeBob fleshlight... like I said, a LOT of cool stuff. One of the things I got was some weird looking thing called a VHS tape, or a "Video Home System" tape. It had a sticker on it- "Aqua Teen Hunger Force LOST EPISODE: The Super 666 One". Weird. I don't remember this one. I ran all the way home Charlie Bucket style, flopped on my couch and slammed the tape into my Playstation 5. It started. Like most ATHF episodes, it started with a Dr. Weird segment. It was really funny. He turned himself into a banana and insulted Steve's intelligence, and the theme song started. I sang a long for a bit. "'Cause we are the Aqua Teens! We make the homies say HO! and the girlies wanna scream!" but around the part when they say "Number one in the hood, G!" it started cutting out, as if it was glitching out. I thought something must be wrong with the tape, so I took it out and rewound it, and then put it back in. Instead of it starting like it did before with the Dr. Weird segment, it was just Frylock standing there, looking right at the screen. He had the normal default Frylock face, but started getting progressively angrier. His face just kept... changing. It eventually changed into an expression I had never seen in the show before. He looked genuinely angry. As if he was real and sentient. After waiting for about 2 minutes and 14 seconds, he finally said something. "Stop the tape".

So anyways, the tape stopped itself. It didn't eject or anything, just paused. Like a mixture of pausing and fully stopping. It was frozen on a frame of Frylock, crying. It was back to that good ol' Aqua Teen Hunger Force cartoon style. Shake and Carl were comedically melted on the floor in a very stupid fashion. Meatwad was, again, just standing there. He had no tooth though, which was VERY scary. I've never seen him without his tooth, so I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was so scared. Suddenly, the tape RESUMED. Frylock stopped crying and sniffled a bit. He looked down at Meatwad for a bit, and exactly 63 seconds later, he said this- "Thank you for watching this very special episode of Agua Team Hungry Service. We had a very fun time making this episode, and the cast put a lot of time and effort into it, and we're really happy we could share it with the world." It sounded like Carey was speaking directly to the audience. As it turns out, this tape was actually a recording from an entirely different universe, which explained why Meatwad had no tooth. Apparently he didn't even have one the whole time, I was just too dumb to notice. Dana and Dave apologized if they scared anyone with their realistic arguing, and explained "It's just showbiz". I laughed it off. Comedians are funny. I ejected the tape and put it on my shelf of other VHS tapes from other universes, walked down to my room, climbed in my standing bed and went to sleep. It was a good day.