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I came back home in a hurry so I can watch the episode 0 of my favorite episode arrested development. I didn't even bother with the gift card. Something like hot hentai games can wait when Arrested development my favorite show, is in the mix. I put it in my dvd player and a message popped up.
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It was in red text. I laughed out loud. I thought it was a joke so I decided to keep the disc in. However, following that message is 10 minutes of static. I could hear whispering. It was my name??? What? How does the disc know my name? It was owned by someone else beforehand, too! But I can't question him since he committed suicide? What the hell? I kept the disc in and what I saw next was truly shocking.
IT was the bluth banana stand on FIRE. I could hear screaming and it did not sound like any character I know. Someone was in the burning banana stand. I was scared. The show was never this edgy before! I vomited all over my floor so much that it is indescribable. Then the screaming stopped. The camera went to the left and guess who was there? It was Evil Patrixxx... what was evil patrixxx doing in arrested development? He was holding a blow torch. He walked towards the camera to say something, but before he could say something, it cut to the theme song. The theme song was the same, however, the narrators voice was deeper and also everyones eyes were bloodshot and hyper realistic. I vomited again all over the floor. I do not like hyper realistic stuff.
After that it cut to jobe bluth. He was sitting on a couch in an unknown location. He took out a gun and then shot himself in the temple. I was so scared. I vomited again. What the hell? It is like whoever made this disc wanted me to vomit my butt off? it was very creepy. Then buster came in and started yelling hyper realistic screams after seeing his dead brother on the couch. He then passed out on the floor, and there was a laugh track. What? A laugh track in Arrested Development my favorite show? Impossible. This is not my favorite show. This was something much more sinester and different to what the original, non violent cool arrested development is.
I went to go and turn my tv off but it was not working. Even the remote. I was going to call the police but I dropped my cell phone in the vomit that was on the floor and it got damaged. The most I could do was sit there and watch, as another ten minutes of static was shown.
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The video ended and I was scared. When the disc popped out, it had even MORE blood on the disc. What the frick? How is that possible? I was scared and I went to go email 20th Century Fox about this lost episode. I went onto my Macbook and I emailed fox with all the details of what happened and a picture of the DVD. I recieved a response.
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''Hello, David [that is my name]''
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''From, Zack, intern at Fox''
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I was scared reading that. It was very scary reading all of that.
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However, two weeks later, I was browsing ebay for more arrested development merch. I saw the lost episode dvd on there. How the hell did that happen? I vomited out of fear for real this time and I emailed Zack the intern again. He responded.
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''We got robbed again this week! We hope no one else kills themselves. We have called the FBI but they cannot trace their internet IP adress. We are very sorry David.''
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If you ever see a DVD that says Arrested Developenet Season 4 Episode 0 on it, then stay away. You will probably vomit a lot and kill yourself just like the Gamestop guy.
Goodbye.
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