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The year was 20X6, and I was only six. (Which shockingly mens I was born in 20X0, since 20X6 - 6 deifnitely = 19X0, and using my not humping to conclsuvoions logic, me bon in 2000)I started school late because I never ate my lunch. Dång. Around that time, I was a giant Pokémon fan, both figuratively (which lead to c**) and literally. I was the size of a skyscraper, which is why school was always hard, as I'd usually end up accidentally smashing the whole school with one mis-step. Anyway, I collected just about everything and everyone I could that related to Pokémon. I had stacks of Pokémon cards, and tons of Pokémon toys, including shoes and clothing, and clothing for my toys, and shoes for my shoes. I never missed a Pokémon episode either, I'd watch it everyday it came on. But there is one episode in particular that was aired once and never aired again, ever, ever, EVER. EVER!!!!! This episode has scarred me for life, and not because it killed all of my brain cells, but because it gave me wet dreams for about 6 months. Every night I'd have that same wet dream. The wet dream was about the episode that I saw, it was like I had a brain, just like I remember it.  And Bob got his head stuck in a box! Poor Bob.

The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands theme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". All of a sudden, Mr. Krabs yelled "What did you say, PUNK?" "BIGGEST, MEATIEST, CLAWICIDE! I EAT BEER PEARZ! " "WELL, these claws ain't for just attracting mates!" "BRING IT ON!" As the episode starts, Ash, Misty, and for some reason Brock replaces Tracey which is very odd [Engrish!] The gang are heading to a Pokémon Arts and Minecrafts Tournament. Ash asks Brock why they are going to an Arts and Minecrafts Tournament and Brock responds by saying "It helps." Ash responds by saying "But Brock, it's just Arts and Minecrafts" then Brock gets real red in the face and responds in a very angry voice "ASH!!! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK EVERY VIEWER OF THIS SHOW. AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK!!!" Ash then gets very upset because it's unlike Brock to get this angry, and what's worse, cursing! On television! The worst thing ever! Mama Mia! [Insert "narrator gets sent to a mental institution joke" here] *Laugh track*

The gang shrugs it off and they continue to the tournament. As they arrive, Walter white appear and say [[File:Text-to-speech (45).ogg]]. that was scaur cuz he enticed us To go o te horible site know n as Baldi's Basics CHAOTIC Fanon Wiki and edit its pages!. Also, he wsaid "Go to Baldi's Basics CHAOTIC Fanon Wiki right nooooooooooooooooooow"! That's so scary! Gary the snailsneil is there spending time with a Squidward of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the Squidward put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a warehouse. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual item that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something goofy and wacky happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it made Ash explode. When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they had saw was very disturbing. Ash had exploded. "PIKACHU, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!! Bahahahaha!" Then Team Rocket suddenly appeared, up to no good as usual [Sonic Sez joke goes here]. Meowth then screams, "DAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY EXPLODE, YOU BAHNACLE HEAD!" in his usual accent. "Oh, good one Meowth!" said Ash. Jesse and James then rush over and snatched Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash screaming at him.

It was 20X6 right now in real life and the world was destroyed in 2012, making Ash and Robotnik the only survivors, which begs the question of how I'm still alive and typing this in 20X6. Well, it actually turns out that I WAS ASH THE WHOLE TIME! GASP! All of a sudden, Illuminati UFOs try to kill us but Robotnik kills them with his Pingas. Overused Shitty Memes attack them. Their leader is Darude Sandstorm. The annoying Darude Sandstorm comments caused the whole apocalypse. I kills Darude Sandstorm with a gun, which turned the world back to normal and made everyone regenerate AGAAAIN. So we thought everything was back to normal now. But then, EVIL PATRIXXX appeared! DUN DUN DUNNN! And everyone died. The end.