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The year was 246920X6, and I was only six. I started Schoolschool late because I never ate my lunch. Dång. Around that time, I was a giant (Pokémon fan, both figuratively and literally). PokémonI fanwas andthe size of a skyscraper, which is why school was always hard, as I'd usually end up accidentally smashing the whole school with one mis-step. Anyway, I collected just about everything and everyone I could that related to itPokémon. I had stacks of Pokémon cards, and tons of Pokémon toys, including shoes and clothing, and clothing for my toys, and shoes for my shoes. I never missed a Pokémon episode either, I'd watch it everyday it came on. But there is one episode in particular that was aired once and never aired again, ever, ever, EVER. EVER!!!!! This episode has scarred me for life, and not because it killed all of my brain cells, but because Iit hadgave me wet nightmares from itdreams for about 6 months after I had seen it. Every night I'd have that same wet dream. The wet dream was about the episode that I saw, it was like I had a brain, just like I remember it. And Bob got his head stuck in a box! Poor Bob.
Here is what me,I along andwith many other children had seensaw in thehe areaNew of20X6, Free GretnaCountry, New Orleansarea on the morning of JulyJune 4th6th, 2469:20X6.
The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands Themetheme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". As the episode starts, Ash, Misty, and for some reason Brock replaces Tracey which is very odd (lol engrish).[Engrish!] The gang are heading to a Pokémon Arts and Minecrafts Tournament. Ash asks Brock why they are going to an Arts and Minecrafts Tournament and Brock responds by saying "It helps." Ash responds by saying "But Brock, it's just Arts and CraftsMinecrafts" then Brock gets real red in the face and responds in a very angry voice "ASH! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK EVERY VIEWER OF THIS SHOW. AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK!". Ash then gets very upset because that is unlike Brock to get that angry, and what's worse, cursing! On Television! The worst thing ever! *Mama Mia! [Insert "narrator gets sent to a mental institution joke" here] *Laugh track*
The gang shrugshrugs it off and continuecontinues to the Tournament. As they arrive, Gary is there too spending time with a squid of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the squid put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a Warehouse, after all. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual eye that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something stupid happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it exploded into blue, When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they seen was very unfortunate, and very disturbing. Ash had white and black spots all over his right shoulder, his left shoulder, and right shoulder. All of it was covered in the spots, for some possible reason that at the time I didn't know (and still don't, thanks to this episode killing all of my brain cells). It must have been a grenade thought Brock (lol engrish again). Then Team Rocket can be heard in the background, up to no good as usual ([Sonic Sez joke goes here)]. Meowth then zooms in to Ash, where his body is laying down. Ash isn't dead, but he was unconscious and had more black and white spots, he had to be rushed to a hospital soon. Meowth says "The plan woiked!" ([SYSTEM ENGRISH ERROR)] in his usual accent. Jesse and James then rush over and snatch Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash. Brock then throws out his Onix, and challenges them to a battle.
"ONIX!!! YOU KILLARE EVERYONEGONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, TEAMAND ROCKETYOU FIRSTARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" Brock saidshouted for absolutely no reason at all, in a very angry voice. What was weird about this part of the episode is thatStrangely, Team Rocket didn't even recite their motto like they do in every episode. What's more is that everybody else, excluding Brock and Misty, are having fun at the other Arts and CraftsMinecrafts tables like nothing happened. As Onix tried to attackeat Teamits Rocketdessert, Meowth jumpsjumped into a larger Meowth, itand hasyet somean sorteven bigger Meowth, and a Meowth bigger than that, and of cannoncourse a bigger Meowth, leading to the biggest Meowth which had cannons for eyes, and for the head it is said Meowth, as usual. But the cannons on the arms, I mean eyes, looked really huge, this Meowth on top of a Meowth on top of another Meowth and another Meowth was at least the size of the sky. The arms were also the sky. Wow, that's wacky. "Fire Meowth!" Jessie exclaimed to Meowth. "I'M ON JESS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Meowth responded, in a gulping tone. Meowth then fires the Cannon at the Onix, and a force field can be seen forming over the machine and Team Rocket as the explosion, or should I say, atomic bomb, fires away into the force field. James can be heard in the background laughing like a maniac. Misty can be heard screaming at the top of her lungs and Togepi is nowhere to be found. A white light fades over the screen that lasts for about 15 seconds, and then when it fades away, the entire Annoying Orange Drama Islands look like they were completely destroyed, nothing was left but an ocean full of nothing. Team Rocket then Blast the Machine to somewhere very, very, far away.
This is where I thought the episode had ended, but nope. It kept going for at least another 30 minutes, but hey, I'm not done telling the story yet (I did not insert that part there. That was actually in there originally) . As soon as Team rocket blasted the scene, A whisper can be heard in the background that says "Reach into thy night, so that era comes to a haulting stop". Ash can be seen at the very bottom with a light reflecting over his light, his body starts to transform itself. When it reforms, Ash then starts swimming to the surface, then Luigi rushes in and grabs Ash, which is weird because this was before the 2nd Pokémon movie even came out. Ash then notices he is on a Luigi flying to the surface, and as they come up through the ocean's surface, a horrifying scream can be heard back down at the bottom of the ocean. Ash asks Luigi what the sound was, and Luigi turned around and looked at Ash and responded "YOSHI COINS!" and drops Ash off of his back and flies away furiously. Ash can then be seen falling very hard down to the bottom of the Ocean. He soon finds that the scream he heard was from Brock and Brock and Brock. Ash sees Brock screaming helplessly for screams as they drown and their lungs fill to the top with lungs, eventually killing them.
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