Ash's Biggest Suicide - The Parody

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The year was 2469, and I was only six. I started School late because I never ate my lunch. Around that time, I was a giant (both figuratively and literally) Pokémon fan and I collected just about everything and everyone I could that related to it. I had stacks of Pokémon cards, and tons of Pokémon toys, including shoes and clothing, and clothing for my toys, and shoes for my shoes. I never missed a Pokémon episode either, I'd watch it everyday it came on. But there is one episode in particular that was aired once and never aired again, ever, ever, EVER. This episode has scarred me for life, and not because it killed all of my brain cells, but because I had wet nightmares from it for about 6 months after I had seen it. Every night I'd have that same wet dream. The wet dream was about the episode that I saw, it was like I had a brain, just like I remember it.  And Bob got his head stuck in a box!

Here is what me, and many other children had seen in the area of Gretna, New Orleans on the morning of July 4th, 2469:

The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands Theme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". As the episode starts, Ash, Misty, and for some reason Brock replaces Tracey which is very odd (lol engrish). The gang are heading to a Pokémon Arts and Minecrafts Tournament. Ash asks Brock why they are going to an Arts and Minecrafts Tournament and Brock responds by saying "It helps." Ash responds by saying "But Brock, it's just Arts and Crafts" then Brock gets real red in the face and responds in a very angry voice "ASH! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK EVERY VIEWER OF THIS SHOW. AND THAT'S A FACT, JACK!". Ash then gets very upset because that is unlike Brock to get that angry, and what's worse, cursing! On Television! The worst thing ever! *Insert "narrator gets sent to a mental institution joke" here*

The gang shrug it off and continue to the Tournament. As they arrive, Gary is there too spending time with a squid of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the squid put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a Warehouse, after all. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual eye that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something stupid happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it exploded into blue, When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they seen was very unfortunate, and very disturbing. Ash had white and black spots all over his right shoulder, his left shoulder, and right shoulder. All of it was covered in the spots, for some possible reason that at the time I didn't know (and still don't, thanks to this episode killing all of my brain cells). It must have been a grenade thought Brock (lol engrish again). Then Team Rocket can be heard in the background, up to no good as usual (Sonic Sez joke goes here). Meowth then zooms in to Ash, where his body is laying down. Ash isn't dead, but he was unconscious and had more black and white spots, he had to be rushed to a hospital soon. Meowth says "The plan woiked!" (SYSTEM ENGRISH ERROR) in his usual accent. Jesse and James then rush over and snatch Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash. Brock then throws out his Onix, and challenges them to a battle.

"ONIX!! KILL EVERYONE, TEAM ROCKET FIRST!!!" Brock said for no reason at all, in a very angry voice. What was weird about this part of the episode is that, Team Rocket didn't even recite their motto like they do in every episode. What's more is that everybody else, excluding Brock and Misty, are having fun at the other Arts and Crafts tables like nothing happened. As Onix tried to attack Team Rocket, Meowth jumps into a larger Meowth, it has some sort of cannon for eyes, and for the head it is said Meowth, as usual. But the cannons on the arms looked really huge, this Meowth was at least the size of the sky. The arms were also the sky. "Fire Meowth!" Jessie exclaimed to Meowth. "I'M ON JESS!" Meowth responded, in a gulping tone. Meowth then fires the Cannon at the Onix, and a force field can be seen forming over the machine and Team Rocket as the explosion, or should I say, atomic bomb, fires away into the force field. James can be heard in the background laughing like a maniac. Misty can be heard screaming at the top of her lungs and Togepi is nowhere to be found. A white light fades over the screen that lasts for about 15 seconds, and then when it fades away, the entire Annoying Orange Drama Islands look like they were completely destroyed, nothing was left but an ocean full of nothing. Team Rocket then Blast the Machine to somewhere very, very, far away.

This is where I thought the episode had ended, but nope. It kept going for at least another 30 minutes, but hey, I'm not done telling the story yet (I did not insert that part there. That was actually in there originally) . As soon as Team rocket blasted the scene, A whisper can be heard in the background that says "Reach into thy night, so that era comes to a haulting stop". Ash can be seen at the very bottom with a light reflecting over his light, his body starts to transform itself. When it reforms, Ash then starts swimming to the surface, then Luigi rushes in and grabs Ash, which is weird because this was before the 2nd Pokémon movie even came out. Ash then notices he is on a Luigi flying to the surface, and as they come up through the ocean's surface, a horrifying scream can be heard back down at the bottom of the ocean. Ash asks Luigi what the sound was, and Luigi turned around and looked at Ash and responded "YOSHI COINS!" and drops Ash off of his back and flies away furiously. Ash can then be seen falling very hard down to the bottom of the Ocean. He soon finds that the scream he heard was from Brock and Brock and Brock. Ash sees Brock screaming helplessly for screams as they drown and their lungs fill to the top with lungs, eventually killing them.

A rescue box can then be seen in the area, and somehow squishes Ash. They throw Ash to the top. Inside of the chopper is Ash Ketchum (Ash's mother) and Ash Ketchum. They ask Ash why this could have happened, and Ash looks very angry and yet very sad at the same time. He responds by saying in a very angry tone "WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DIE!! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME!! WHY??!!" Ash then tells him to calm down, and then Ash opens the helicopter door and jumps out falling heavily, taking the other two Ashes with him. As soon as he lands, his body explodes, and I saw the worst: Ash, the two other Ashes, and everyone in a 90 mile radius, had been transformed into cows. This was so disturbing that's why I have no pisode fades to black, it then cuts to a scene of Team Rocket with Pikachu. Pikachu has been turned into a cow, and attacks.

Robotnik made alien zombies which killed Pikachu and Pikachu zombie ttacks ash. Ass dies and kills Team Rocket. They survive and try to stop the apocallype and burned the zombies. Robotnik kills Ash with his pingas machine and maked him a alien zombie. But it was all a dream. Ahs wakes up and EVIL PATRIXXX is under the bed. Ash kills him with a broom but it was shrock in robo mecha EVIL PATRIXXX suit. He tries to kill him but Ash says: "Shrek is overrated" and Shrek commits suicide. Spodermen and Giygas kill Ash but he was in a coma all the time and he wakes up. It was 2012 in real life and the world was destroyed the day before. He and Robotnik are the only survivers. Illuminati UFOs try to kill them but Robotnik reflects it´s rocket with his Pingas. Overused Shitty Memes attack them. Their leader is Darude Sandstorm. The annoying Darude Sandstorm comments caused the whole apocalypse. Ash kills Darude Sandstorm with a gun. The world is healed and his friends who were zombies get revieved. But EVIL PATRIXXX appears.