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"''"Babby McSchnotzeltun,''
 
''"Babby McSchnotzeltun,''
 
''I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, she’s after me, and if you don't destroy this POP Station, she'll come after you too, she's too super for me....''
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I'd do anything to help my fav YouTuber out, but it looked so awesome, with its colour 3D display and all that... I had to see what it is! So I turned it on and the same title screen from before but it took place at the couch and Ashens was acting normal! He was showing off the box for his POP Station. It was just a black box with "POP Station" written on all the sides in blood. Then, whimpering, he carefully opened it up and inside was a POP Station just like the one I'm watching it with... It's a POParadox! So he started up the POP Station and the Super Mario Bros theme started playing but it was played on a burning acordian in hell. But it wasn't Super Mario Bros! It was Super Mary! The map was just a blank space with lots of platforms and no enemies. It was really spooky! It seemed to go on forever, but all of a sudden Super Mary flew offscreen and died for some reason! I passed it off as a glitch, but then Mary popped out of the POP Station's screen and ripped off her arms and legs and hit Ashens with them! Then, after she was done slapping Ashens, she crawled to the camera and tried to hit me! I thought I turned it off and chucked it across the room but I only turned off the backlight and it was still on! Mary struggled and then jumped out of the POP Station and lunged at me in a cubical fashion and slapped me with her arms and legs! I woke up the next day in the hospital and Super Mary was there and she knocked my head off with her arm.
 
 
 
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