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"Dear friend, this DVD must be destroyed immediately. Your our only hop. Love, Billy."
 
I didn't know anyone named Billy for at least 2 weeks, so I ingord everything he said and we plugged the DVD into the toaster. What we saw we horrible. There was a 3 childrenmen in a picture all ded with their entrails coming out of their tummy, and they're eyeballs were gone. It was pretty hyper-realistic if yiou ass me. It was so beautiful I creamed myself. In disgust, I took off my sticky shorts and threw them in my friends face. Completely naked from waste down, I looked at the back of the note.
 
In comic sans it read, 'I'M CUMING. - EVIL PATRIXXX"