Attack of the Amish Clowns: Difference between revisions

 

"The Clownpocalypse has started."

Literally 6 seconds later, I heard lazers and other noises. Outside from the window view, there were Amish Space Clowns in UFOs attacking hillbillies! I got a shatgun (yes those exist) and ran outside with a camera. I took a photo of the clowns attacking and then shot the gun at the UFOs. You guessed it, the shatgun actually shot crap. The magic missile turds hit the clown ship, and it exploded. Crap shot everwhere, and a hillbilly died from it. Oh well. Its not like there's exactly 69.2 more hillbillies in my community. The amish clowns' UFOs started to shoot crap at everyone. I used the shatgun to kill nearly four hundred and twenty amish clowns.

 

I loaded exactly 101 turds into the shatgun, and spammed it at the leader. He started to use his secret weapon. That secret weapon is a Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw. He launches it at me and it slices my foot off. It hurt bad but the foot came alive and started to slap his face. One more shot of crap and he died. My foot took his head and ate it alive. The amish space clown leader's head said "Oh rubbish" as he got eaten. I still hear him in my foot's conveniently placed stomach, saying "This place is rubbish." This is the reason I can't show you the computer photo, because if I do you'll shat out an amish space clown and he will eat you, then he will become the new leader, and I don't feel like doing all that again.

 

 

"I do believe I have shat in my pantaloons."

 

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