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{{Note|'''WARNING:''' Water Sports, Scat, Guro, Prolapse Warning}}
Today I decided that
After over 9000 loses against the Elite Four and battling the trainers in the stadiums, I knew there was only one option left, Audino.
Audino gives a lot of EXP and EVs when you beat them, so
Luckily there was some grass shaking the moment I went near it, and hey, what do ya know? Audino XD!
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I forgot to switch my Emboar out at the beginning, no matter at least those with EXP share can get some EXP. I hit it with a flamethrower and continued looking for shaking grass.
Usually
I decided to use my Galvantula to knock it out with an Electro Ball. That was easy, and she finally grew a level! Well, back to searching.
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I decided the easiest way to get this fucked up thing out of my sight was too attack it again. I used bug bite this time and luckily enough, it gained a critical hit and knocked Audino right out.
I was done with this. I
I saw a grass-shaking spot and immediately went for it expecting to beat up a normal Audino.
I was greeted by the same Audino… level א<sub>0</sub> in this situation. Except this time it was clear what my Bug Bite did. It tore out one of the
About to hit the FUCK button as soon as it popped up, there was a dialogue before the options showed up… it was Audino…
Audino: Why did you leave me son, biatch? Yo ass was havin funk
YES/YES
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Instantly I selected Yes.
Audino:
Again, I selected Yes.
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Audino: FUCK!
I
The wild Audino fainted.
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Phew. That was over… Now I can get on and ignore the grass shaking spots. Suddenly every step I took the grass shook right in front of the direction I was moving to. Audino was stalking me.
I was greeted this time by the Audino, growing in dong once again, symptoms growing worse on it as part of its left ear was bitten off. That was my
Audino: Are you having fugg yet?
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I selected Yes again, how could watching this cute Paukyman suffer like this be FUGG? I thought Audino was one of the cutest things in the world.
Audino: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
The battle began but, what did it mean by everyone does this? Then it hit me, everyone uses Audino for level grinding and EV Training… They abuse how much it gives.
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I began to feel a bit sad… but i don't give a shit and hate Obama so i knock it out again… I switched my Pokémon to a Sadfish and began attacking. Using Water Sport I easily overpowered the Audino.
Sadly I was getting used to this… even though I
Playing it smart, I decided a good way that would probably end this… I flew out of the grass and quickly went to the Pokémon center. I traded over my Haxorus and went to put that Audino out of its misery.
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Surely enough, Audino popped out again, and it had a reaction to my Haxorus, its sprite was crying, it looked almost like it was staring directly at me in disappointment.
Audino: You fucking want the fucking fun to fucking end? Fucking really?… but…
I selected Yes.
Audino then used Endure. That
Finally, things can go back to normal… I walked, and once again… Audino showed up.
The Audino popped up… with the scratches on its chest, lines of hyper realistic blood dripping down from them, saying another set of dialogue once again.
Audino:
I turned the game off. I
At least… until a wild EVIL PATRIXXX appeared…
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