Azumanga Daioh - Episode 27
I was looking on Kissanime.to for some wonderful new anime to masturbate to, when I discovered that there was a featured anime that I hadn't seen yet! It was "Azumanga Daioh Episode 27". I thought the series had ended after episode 26, where they graduated high school, but apparently there was more than that. Since I wanted to see more of Chiyo-chan (forgot to mention that I'm a lolicon), I immediately clicked on it.
The intro played normally, but I noticed a slight buzzing noise in the background. I disregarded it. After the intro, the episode started out with Osaka sleeping in bed. The camera pans to find that Kimura-sensei (the pedophilic teacher in the series) is watching her through a window. Osaka then woke up, and saw that Kimura was outside her window. She then closed the blinds so that Kimura couldn't look in.
Then things started getting weird. There was a loud bang, and all of a sudden EVIL PATRIXXX was in the middle of Osaka's bedroom. She was pinned down, and EVIL PATRIXXX looked at her with the hyper-realistic eyes. Then Osaka's eyes slowly turned black, with hyper-realistic blood dripping out of her eyes. Then, she started shaking, and my computer blue screened. I restarted my computer, to find that my BIOS was wiped.
I decided to go outside for the first time in 7 years, and I saw that Osaka was outside my door. Then she stabbed me with a kitchen knife. I think she might have mistaken it for a frying pan, and that she wanted to hit me over the head to knock me out. But that doesn't matter now, as I'm dead from being stabbed.