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I was a fan of the Backyard Sports series when I was little, and I continue to have fond memories of it. EVERYONE knew about that game when I was little, especially the celebrity athletes and PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! However, one day had history repeat itself, and I vowed myself to never touch a children's baseball game ever again.
I was sitting in my home, playing Far Cry 4 (I liked how you could explore the towns in it), until I saw in my peripheral vision the mailman delivering the mail. I paused the game, walked on over to my doorstep, and found a big brown box. Unwrapping the box like a madman, I found a computer game box and a note.
The note read,
{{email|"Jay,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it,
Please Jay, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
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Please...
Alfred."}}
Well, that was certainly weird. Alfred was my BFF, but I hadn't seen him in years. It was very refreshing to see anything from him, let alone his insight.
Looking at the box, it was titled BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION. It featured a pitching mound, but instead of a friendly baseball game, I saw a total massacre. PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was featured in the center of the box, staring at me with hyper-realistic black sclera and red dots for eyes, with hyper-realistic blood bleeding from his hyper-realistic eyes. His weapon was a combination of a baseball bat and a chainsaw, with metal teeth jutting out on the sweet spot of the bat, dull as a dodo, revving up, hungry for human flesh. Mark
PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was a monster: a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Mark
That's when I realized: that this situation was the making of a heavily cliched, uninspired Creepypasta trying too hard to shock its readers with mindless gore and random 666 references.
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I sat down peacefully playing Far Cry 4, never having to worry about some tomfoolery about PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS plushies, computer viruses, or getting killed by some cartoon character. What kind of an idiot would play a game as suspicious as BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION?
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[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]
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