BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION: Difference between revisions

Looking at the box, it was titled BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION. It featured a pitching mound, but instead of a friendly baseball game, I saw a total massacre. PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was featured in the center of the box, staring at me with hyper-realistic black sclera and red dots for eyes, with hyper-realistic blood bleeding from his hyper-realistic eyes. His weapon was a combination of a baseball bat and a chainsaw, with metal teeth jutting out on the sweet spot of the bat, dull as a dodo, revving up, hungry for human flesh. Mark McGuireMcGwire's severed head was on PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS' baseball mitt (which also was hyper-realistic), and Kenny Kawaguchi's photo-realistic gallbladder was right on the chainsaw/bat teeth. In the stands were mounds of dead kids, where their intestines served as the guardrails and the kids were eating hot dogs out of their severed limbs.

PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was a monster: a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Mark McGuireMcGwire, Kenny Kawaguchi, the children in the stands, and possibly Alfred were just his little toys, and the game was the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims were trapped in.