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[[File:Kim-jong-un-respect-my-authoritah.jpg|thumb|235px]]When we last left off BEN was finishing killing off his last victim and now he waits patiently in the N64 cart waiting for some unlucky soul to pick up and play the hunted copy of Majora's Mask. ▼
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Finally someone did and soon the cart was inserted into the console but little did BEN knew who was the person playing the game. It was none other than Kim Jong-Un!▼
▲Finally someone did and soon the cart was inserted into
Kim started the game and he noticed a file that read BEN. He deleted it and create a new fine in his name. Kim began to notice the glitches and distortions in the graphics and sometimes the game would call him BEN instead of Kim Jong-Un. At this point BEN began to pull off his tricks in order to drive Kim to insanity.
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"Mother of God of that fucking hurts." "You shouldn't have done that Kim. You shouldn't have done that."
Just then BEN came to the sudden realization why Kim was beating him and outwitting him so much. Asians are much better at video games than
All of a sudden the whole room that Kim was in began to shake violently (now where getting somewhere) and a dark portal open up in front of Kim's T.V sucking him into the game and ends up in Clock Town. Kim with his expressionless eyes sees BEN in the distance
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The battle was over. Kim won but then the same dark portal from before opened up and took Kim back into the real world. The portal created a massive shockwave blasting the roof and ceiling out of his room. All of a sudden from Kim's damaged computer for some fucking weird ass reason. Sailor Moon along with the rest of the Sailor Senhi came out of the damged computer monitor.( WTF?).
"BEN was holding me prisoner you saved
"We're your gilrfreinds now and we want to kiss you!",said the other nine senhi.
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Written and directed by Kim Jong-Un and the Workers' Party of Korea.
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