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==Errors==

Hi, my name is Brian Wong, and I've recently recovered from a horrible accident consisting of computer programming, getting an A- on my report card, and my mom beating me to a pulp with chopsticks. Shit went down a couple years ago when I was coding a batch program. I finished coding and touched up some errors. I loaded up the program and I noticed something quite peculiar. A message that said "BRIAN IS DEAD". Unassured about this, I opened up Notepad++ and checked the code. The encrypted message wasn't present in my code, which made me even more unassured. My mom then walked in and showed me my report card.

==Anticlimactic Ending==

I was camping out in the woods, it had been a couple of months since I abandoned my house. My grandma was riding on my back. I heard a gust of wind blowing the trees. It was here. The dark spooky skellington penetrated my asshole with full force, rupturing my spinal chord and paralyzing me from the neck down. I don't fucking know how I survived because this is a creepypasta and nothing fucking works like a normal human being in a fucking creepypasta. Fuck you, and fuck creepypastas.

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