Balls.exe

I was just relaxing but I looked at my balls and saw my balls were bleeding hyper realistic blood from their eyes. I said "you silly sausages your not supposed to be bleeding." but then my balls told me "were evil now and are going to kill you." I sure was frightend and started running away but my balls were still on me and it didnt work. So then I went to my doctors office and the doctor said I had "testical cancer." I looked at him funny and said "speak egglish." But it was too late because my balls already killed me and it was all a dream the whole time.