Barley Breathing

NSFW WARNING This page is not safe for work or school. The content of this story is not suitable for some audiences, and may be inappropriate to view in some situations. ...Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter.

Sweat dripped from my armpits in the sweltering sun, as I walked along the sidewalk in the summer heat. I always dreaded the route from work back to home, not only because there was no shade from the trees, but also because teenagers up to no good made trouble in this neighborhood.

I walked along the street, grabbing my bag, not wanting it to get stolen. Countless gang bangers smoking drugs stood nearby, chatting in street slang and getting in little fights. Then, I bumped into a gang banger wearing gang colours. That event utterly changed my life, flipped it, and turned it upside down.

He handed me a piece of paper. On it, it said:

106 Threescore Street, adjacent to 6th avenue.

"But, why?" I asked.

The gang banger responded by holding his gun to my head. He replied, in a heavy accent: "Yo want catch a cab or something and go there, homie. Or else you die."

"Sure." The sight of the gun pointed at my face sent a chill down my spine. "I'll.....go." I mumbled as I shivered.

"You better."

I whistled for a cab, and the taxi stopped in front of me, its ceiling lit up by multicoloured lights.

"Cool," I thought, "this must be one of those game show cabs."

I was right. When I stepped into the car and sat on one of the rear seats, the taxi driver greeted me by pressing a button to play a prerecorded message.

"Hello, and welcome to the Game Show cab! The game show on wheels! Call for a cab at 310-666-6666, and join the game show on wheels today, with the Bel Air cab company! Cabs like these are rare!".

The gang banger walked up to the car, with a bandanna covering his face.Written on it was "Carl Johnson". I wonder if that was his name.

He pointed his gun at the taxi driver.

"Stop this game show bullshit. Get this dude over to 106 Threescore Street now."

Then he walked away and disapeared in the distance.

When we got to that place, it was already late. The place was an abandoned mansion. I felt my spine shivering as I walking towards the mansion, but I remembered how the gang banger was so furious about megoing here that he pulled out his gun. Their must be something that he was trying to hide from me.

I walked in, and the mansion was silent and dark. It was bone chilling cold, even though it's in summer, and there couldn't have been air conditioning because the mansion's abandoned. Or, at least I thought it was.

I turned around and was shocked by what I had seen. It was dark already, even though the sun was high up in the sky when I first arrived here. Thousands of stars lit up the sky, and the milky way was visible. I walked out of the mansion, and was scared by what I saw the mansion was not in LA anymone its in a forest now.

I heard a faint whisper. "No... escape." and an unseen force made me walk back towards the mansion. The lights were on in the mansion now, and there was a huge party going on.

But the party guests and stufff disapeared when I approachedl then I wok up in hospital and i was actually in coma and i wuz barley breathing and stuff but my doctor ewas surised that i was liv and stuff okay so how do yu knowthat your not ded or in coma or whatever so very philosophical lol waek up

And then evul partrix came and raeped me and shrek kaem and patrix left room and sed that i was kill and then gthe slendermun came etoo and fot shrek for milion year but shrek ran away and sed its not ogre and stuf butt I did and then i was playing majurias musk gaem on plastatin butt then ben came and there wuz static everwear and then shrek was love and life and shiz and HE RAEP ME AND KILD WIL SMIT BUT THEN I BECAEM FLESH PRINCE OF BELL AIRRE AND STUFF

WAEK UP GUIZE!!!!!!!!11ONETWOELEVEN!!!2123452

but then i got droped into a scary bludy hel thingy plaece and their was static everwhere but it was just a bad dream and the end

Loading comments...