Batman.exe: Difference between revisions

I said, "SnooPING AS usual, I see!" Then, Batman turned into a fish. Seeing him become a fish filled me with joy. I leaped onto the bed in my cell and it blasted off into the sunset. I woke up, and found myself on my bed. And it was not that bed in my dream. It was my normal bunk bed. "Dang. Turning Batman into a fish and riding off to Equestria (I am a brony, so do not get mad) in my prison bed was all a dream?" I whispered to myself. I laid back down and faced the TV because I usually watch movies to fall asleep. To my surprise, I saw Lego Batman staring right at me, with those bloodshot snake eyes. "What's up?" he said to me. I woke up with a quiet yelp. "Did I just have a dream within a dream?" I asked myself. I looked at the time. It was 7:24, so I had plenty of time before church started. I opened my bedroom door and saw something crazy. It was not my usual house. I was in Wayne Manor! I saw Robin in front of me. He looked like the one in the character select screen, with the missing eyes and all. But what was really scary was that he was singing the Veggietales In The House (that TERRIBLE Veggietales reboot) theme song. I ran for my life and opened every single door I could find. Then, I stumbled across a room that looked JUST like my mom and dad's room at my house. The only person in there was Mom. She was facing the other way. "MOM! HELP ME! I'M HAVING CRAZY DREAMS ABOUT LEGO BATMAN AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS MY LEGO ADDICTION OR NOT!" I yelled in desperation. Then, she turned over and she had Barbara's head! She looked like the one on the character select screen, like Robin. "Good morning, my child! Wanna watch TV with me?" Barbara said. I woke up with a slightly louder yelp. "Am I STILL dreaming!?" I exclaimed. Suddenly, the ground started shaking really hard. A hole suddenly appeared below me, and I fell in. As I was falling, I passed Robin and Barbara. I looked down, and I saw Batman, except it was only his head. And, boy, was he HUGE! As I fell closer and closer, he opened his mouth to reveal nothing but blackness and extremely sharp fangs. The moment I fell into his mouth, he closed it. His fangs bit me.

 

 

By now, Alfred was the only playable character. When I chose him, that evil laugh played again and the screen cut to black. After 10 seconds, it came back. Alfred was in an area that was not even a location in the game. It was not Gotham City, Wayne Manor, the Batcave, Arkham Asylum, or the Phantom Zone. It was just a purple hallway. "This must be some test room!" I said to myself. The only sound I heard in the hall was the piano bashing from before, only it was not in reverse. As I moved Alfred down the hall, the color got darker and the music got quieter. He also became more paranoid. When there was no music and the hall was just pitch black, Batman appeared before Alfred. Then, static came up again. I did not see Alfred getting killed off, so I just assumed he died because Robin and Barbara were both killed.