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"Hey, Richard! Come here a second!," Ivan exclaimed, followed by his always delightfully gruff laugh. "I believe the chemical solution is--"
"Euh, Ivan.
Richard was in the process of diagramming the spiders they had extracted the base ingredient of the serum from.
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The two stared at each other before letting out a loud laugh. Then hugs were exchanged.
"Rich, you know
Richard smiled. Of course he knew that all was alright. The very thought of a
If there was only one piece of a meal left, it would come down to a mutually agreed upon coin flip. If there was a new product delivered to the lab, the first person to try it would be the one judged to be the most genuinely enthusiastic about it.
"Alright.
Before Richard could get off his stool and on two legs, a knock on the lab door was heard. The two scientists
"Ive, please,
Ivan modestly nodded and smiled—before being taken off guard. Before Richard could reach his destination, rapid twists of the knob and bangs on the old wooden door were made easily audible.
"Hold your horses, friend!" A twist of the hand from the host, a creaked open door,
"''Beavis and Dick!
Although the doctors were especially emotionally sensitive, they took their
"Mr. Van Driessen! The serum is prepared! We simply wanted to test it on some more lab rats before we handed it over for inspection."
"Oh, my precious boy scientists," Van Driessen responded in a sudden soft and paternal tone of voice. "I did not mean to rush you,
"Heh, heh." Ivan responded. "In most cases like these, I could
The mice are navigating mazes over 75% faster, even when
"
An order was an order, and the boy geniuses responded like military men.
During the following two hours, there was waiting.
And now, another knock on the door—this time, much gentler and more patient. Richard, shaking with anticipation, opened the door
It was Van Dreissen, and only Van Dreissen. Again.
"Oh, boys. MTV is more than pleased with what they see! When they learned that what you could change in rats had the reverse effect in
Ivan screeched.
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"Oh, boys."
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Ivan awakened in a small room at the corner end of the lab sector of their building. His memory was hazy—so hazy that he
... A serum...
Yes, that was it. But even though
And yet, he
"Alright!
▲Ivan awakened in a small room at the corner end of the lab sector of their building. His memory was hazy—so hazy that he didn’t remember how, and certainly not why, he ended up tied and shackled to a chair in this little used corridor. He remembered working on something… something big… but as for what it was, it was a great big blur. It could’ve been a paper. It could’ve been plans for how to spend lab time for the coming weeks. It could’ve been…
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▲Yes, that was it. But even though he’d remembered that significant detail, he didn’t feel like following it up with any further investigation. Despite sleeping for what seemed like a long time—who knows how long—and being fully rested, he’d rather just stare at the wall ahead of him, with his mouth twisted and open, and his eyebrows cocked in a slightly aggressive way. It was like… he was reverting into some sort of animal stage.
▲And yet, he didn’t care. He knew it. He knew he was losing his competence, curiosity, and capacity for benevolence, even… yet, he didn’t care. He didn’t know if he was happier this way. He didn’t think about whether he was happier this way. He just… stared ahead…
"Sure, uh, alright. In the meantime,
▲"Alright! Uhhh… let me see our subjects here," said a loud voice of a large man who sounded like he hadn’t used the bathroom in ages.
Dr. Anderson untied and unbounded Dr. Beavis. At this point, there was no sense in calling him Doctor
▲"Are you… are you threatening me?" Ivan impulsively, and non-sarcastically inquired.
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"▼
▲"Uhhhh… no. In fact, you’re about to have a job. You see, Medical Tech Ventures… we kind of deceived you boys. I’m Dr. Anderson, and… you’re about to be famous for something other than medicine. Let me get your buddy, Dick."
"Uhhh, okay... I don't think there are any Native American populations around here who could help us with that."
▲"Heh heh heh. Dick buddy. … Dick butts. … Head butt. … Butt head…"
Dr. Anderson used a needle to knock Beavis back out. It... was going to be a long day.
▲"Sure, uh, alright. In the meantime, here’s some coffee to get you started. There are going to be a lot of tests for you boys to take, so get pepped up."
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▲Dr. Anderson untied and unbounded Dr. Beavis. At this point, there was no sense in calling him Doctor anymore… he would never exercise science again, except to investigate if, say, a large magnifying glass could burn alive several armies of ants. Ivan sipped his coffee at first like a hesitant little chimp, and then… he drank it. A lot. Very quickly.
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