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The two stared at each other before letting out a loud laugh. Then hugs were exchanged.
"Rich, you know I'd never be angry at you. It's just that I think we're on the verge
Richard smiled. Of course he knew that all was alright. The very thought of a
If there was only one piece of a meal left, it would come down to a mutually agreed upon coin flip. If there was a new product delivered to the lab, the first person to try it would be the one judged to be the most genuinely enthusiastic about it.
"Alright. Let's have a look at those tubes. To think that we can mix a spider's DNA with a human'
Before Richard could get off his stool and on two legs, a knock on the lab door was heard. The two scientists weren't ones to show rudeness to any visitor or coworker, and they raced one another to be the first to warmly greet their new guest.
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Ivan modestly nodded and smiled—before being taken off guard. Before Richard could reach his destination, rapid twists of the knob and bangs on the old wooden door were made easily audible.
"Hold your horses, friend!" A twist of the hand from the host, a creaked open door,
"''Beavis and Dick!'' We don't have all day, or month, and certainly not year! We have visitors who need to see ''results'', ASAP! No contribution, no reward! No reward, no funding! No funding, no lab!"
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"Mr. Van Driessen! The serum is prepared! We simply wanted to test it on some more lab rats before we handed it over for inspection."
"Oh, my precious boy scientists," Van Driessen responded in a sudden soft and paternal tone of voice. "I did not mean to rush you,
"Heh, heh." Ivan responded. "In most cases like these, I could
The mice are navigating mazes over 75% faster, even when there's no food reward at the end. They're swimming from side to side of the pool boxes like little Mark Spitzes. They'
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An order was an order, and the boy geniuses responded like military men.
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During the following two hours, there was waiting. ''Tons'' of waiting. The doctors were ready to doze off to sleep, but they just couldn't. Mr. Sandman be damned! No dreams to be brought, except for the ones from research awards committees for the advancement of the human species. In this case, for the advancement of both desire and intellect. To allow men to be their own superrace, ''if and only if'' folks would be willing and wanting, of course.
And now, another knock on the door—this time, much gentler and more patient. Richard, shaking with anticipation, opened the door
It was Van Dreissen, and only Van Dreissen. Again.
"Oh, boys. MTV is more than pleased with what they see! When they learned that what you could change in rats had the reverse effect in
Ivan screeched.
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Ivan awakened in a small room at the corner end of the lab sector of their building. His memory was hazy—so hazy that he didn't remember how, and certainly not why, he ended up tied and shackled to a chair in this little used corridor. He remembered working on
Yes, that was it. But even though he'd remembered that significant detail, he didn't feel like following it up with any further investigation. Despite sleeping for what seemed like a long time—who knows how long—and being fully rested, he'd rather just stare at the wall ahead of him, with his mouth twisted and open, and his eyebrows cocked in a slightly aggressive way. It was
And yet, he didn't care. He knew it. He ''knew'' he was losing his competence, curiosity, and capacity for benevolence,
"Alright!
"Are
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"Heh heh heh. Dick buddy.
"Sure, uh, alright. In the meantime, here's some coffee to get you started. There are going to be a lot of tests for you boys to take, so get pepped up."
Dr. Anderson untied and unbounded Dr. Beavis. At this point, there was no sense in calling him Doctor
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"
"Uhhh,
Dr. Anderson used a needle to knock Beavis back out.
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