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"Hey, Richard! Come here a second!," Ivan exclaimed, followed by his always delightfully gruff laugh. "I believe the chemical solution is--"
"Euh, Ivan.
Richard was in the process of diagramming the spiders they had extracted the base ingredient of the serum from.
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The two stared at each other before letting out a loud laugh. Then hugs were exchanged.
"Rich, you know
Richard smiled. Of course he knew that all was alright. The very thought of a confrontation… no. No way.
If there was only one piece of a meal left, it would come down to a mutually agreed upon coin flip. If there was a new product delivered to the lab, the first person to try it would be the one judged to be the most genuinely enthusiastic about it. No… not greed, not envy, not gluttony, nothing could come between the inseparable, professional pals.
"Alright.
Before Richard could get off his stool and on two legs, a knock on the lab door was heard. The two scientists
"Ive, please,
Ivan modestly nodded and smiled—before being taken off guard. Before Richard could reach his destination, rapid twists of the knob and bangs on the old wooden door were made easily audible.
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"Hold your horses, friend!" A twist of the hand from the host, a creaked open door, and…
"Beavis and Dick! We
Although the doctors were especially emotionally sensitive, they took their
"Mr. Van Driessen! The serum is prepared! We simply wanted to test it on some more lab rats before we handed it over for inspection."
"Oh, my precious boy scientists," Van Driessen responded in a sudden soft and paternal tone of voice. "I did not mean to rush you, but… it seems like the Medical Tech Ventures folks are here and ready for business. If we
"Heh, heh." Ivan responded. "In most cases like these, I could never… we would never… hand over something so sensitive. But we have performed extensive studies these past few days.
The mice are navigating mazes over 75% faster, even when
"…
An order was an order, and the boy geniuses responded like military men.
During the following two hours, there was waiting. Tons of waiting. The doctors were ready to doze off to sleep, but they just
And now, another knock on the door—this time, much gentler and more patient. Richard, shaking with anticipation, opened the door and…
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Ivan awakened in a small room at the corner end of the lab sector of their building. His memory was hazy—so hazy that he
… A serum…
Yes, that was it. But even though
And yet, he
"Alright! Uhhh… let me see our subjects here," said a loud voice of a large man who sounded like he
"Are you… are you threatening me?" Ivan impulsively, and non-sarcastically inquired.
"Uhhhh… no. In fact,
"Heh heh heh. Dick buddy. … Dick butts. … Head butt. … Butt head…"
"Sure, uh, alright. In the meantime,
Dr. Anderson untied and unbounded Dr. Beavis. At this point, there was no sense in calling him Doctor anymore… he would never exercise science again, except to investigate if, say, a large magnifying glass could burn alive several armies of ants. Ivan sipped his coffee at first like a hesitant little chimp, and then… he drank it. A lot. Very quickly.
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