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That when it started hardening it blocked my nasal passageways and sealed my lips shut, so as you would expect i took a little invoulentary nap.
 
  Moreover, When i woke up i noticed something, strange....
 
A 7 had liften from the paper into a three dimensional figure and stared at me with big glowing eyes, so i put my walkman on and said i might aswell kick it.
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While eating her heart i noticed something, there was a statue of a number 7 inside her heart!
 
  Then, I picked up the 7 and i could of sworn the thing said "WHATCHA LOOKIN AT PLAYA?!, DONT MAKE ME CUT YA!!" but i choose to ignore any sign of racial steriotypes, so it didn't happen, IT DID NOT HAPPEN.
 
The 7 then jumped out of my hand and grew huge.
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The space inside the triangle was bright and i saw wonderful things, hitler, a man dying, me dying, satan. 
 
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And then it hit me, my god.. MY GOD, ITS GOD! and now it made so much sence, 7 is a triangle, which is the illiminati, which is communist, which is god, how could i of not seen it before!
 
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The 7 sucked me into his hole.
 
  Sample Paragraph Transition, I was then in some strange dimension with numbers everywhere.
 
And there lying in a pool of red numbers, was 8.
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and then i figured it out. 3 + 4 was 7...
 
<nowiki>{{*</nowiki>}}sappy violin music starts playing* 7 just felt neglected that i chose 8 instead of 7, when it should of been 7.
 
I went up to seven and apologised for what clearly was my fault and that i understood his completely rational corse of actions.
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The End.
 
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