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Fuck it, My life is ruined.
Now I know
I had won an all-expenses-paid trip to Dreamworks Animation in the summer of 2005 to screen a random movie and hang out with the crew. I
So upon finding that I won a trip to Dreamworks Animation, I immediately packed my bags including one full of Milky Way bars, and hauled dicks. I was greeted at the entrance to the studio a la Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, you know the whole act, the president of the company walking out, falling over, doing a somersault, and standing up, all in style. I
Bee movie was finished filming, and I was about to see a rough edit. What you
There was no narration in this version of the movie. Maybe because it was a rough cut, but I digress. The first 5 minutes were really scary. It starts with Jerry Seinfeld walking into a dark room wearing nothing but his underwear, and the yellow makeup. He says nothing. He just poorly dances to Das
All of a sudden, an abrupt flicker of color flashed on the screen, and a swooping aerial shot of the town of New Hive was shown, but instead of buildings, it was assorted Snickers,
Then it cuts to the New Hive set, with extras walking about and surrounding a department store which was about to open. A sign says
Then, two store employees approached the double-door store entry from the inside, looking oddly Jerry Seinfeld-shaped. It was also dimly-lit inside the store. Each grabbed onto one of the doors, and sneered out into the crowd. They hesitate for a moment, then finally pull back the doors, opening the store. The crowd went apeshit crazy trying to get in. People then suddenly started getting into a fistfight.
This is where it gets really freaky. Instead of cutting away or a comedic trampling with cartoony boink noises,
The camera cuts to the cave
Barry walked out of frame and came back with a Projector and a laptop on caster wheels. He pulled up a video that said
This was all too much and I wanted to get out of that screening room, but I was scared of what Mr. Smith would do if I tried. Barry stirred up his bee blood and bone coffee and gave it another sip.
Barry left the grocery store with his candy, cackling to himself for shoplifting. All of a sudden, he spotted his friend Adam smiling at the massive fight back at the department store. He approached Adam, giving him a large serrated knife.
The Milky Way bar flew through the sky for a good 3 minutes, all the while
People started exiting their homes, joining the gang. These
As they continued to go down the street, more and more cartoon characters joined the group, including the workers from the department store and the man that Barry had tied up earlier. He joined the group as his forearm was dangling by just a thread of skin from the rest of his arm. He shouted,
The movie started coming to a close here. The last 5 minutes was just Barry B Benson standing alone in New Hive, peeling his skin off with a fork until he was a skeleton. He danced around for the last 30 seconds as the shot slowly fades to black. Then we got a split-second picture of Barry with no eyes. I sat dumbfounded at what I had just witnessed. "What the hell was that," I asked angrily. Smith smiled. "The documentary behind Barry B Benson" he responded. The homeless person that shish bricks himself earlier started to convulse. His skin peeled off to reveal that he was Barry B Benson underneath. I screamed as Barry B Benson screamed back. He screamed so loud that my left ear was deaf for the next 2 hours. He stood up. He looked very off, very un-Barry-like. He stood 8 feet tall and had a blood-red aura around him. He pointed down at me with a long, gangly arm. "Never tell anyone about this affair, or you will cease to exist." He left the room and another Barry B Benson, nay, a more normal looking Barry B Benson entered. "Hey guys!" he said, smiling away. "Did you enjoy the movie?" I stood with my mouth wide open. "Great!" Barry said. "Take in mind we might need to do some reshoots later on, but this is the meat of it!," Barry smiled as he started eating a Milky Way bar. I fainted soon afterwards and somehow woke up back at home in my bed. I thought it was a dream until I found a folded up piece of paper on my desk. It was a stock photo of Barry B Benson putting his finger to his lips in a cultish hand signal. Not to mention all of my Milky Way bars were gone.
You see, this is the real story behind Barry B Benson. He isn't a single entity. He is multiple. He can clone himself as many times as he pleases. Once he has enough clones,
Beware when you watch Bee Movie. They say that in during any of them, during a dark scene, you can pause the movie and spot in the far distance a wrinkled, deformed Barry B Benson, withered like a Milky Way bar wrapper, pointing at the camera, smiling, and grabbing his ass.
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