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That was until John Goodman, the voice of Montgomery from Bee movie, kicked down my front door. "DO NOT PLAY THAT GAME! I'M WARNING YOU! IT HAS--" John's assertions were cut short by him tripping up on the power cord to the Xbox 360 and falling to my living room floor, hitting his head on my solid marble coffee table. Needless to say, he was either knocked out cold, or dead. I was pissed. No son of a bitch is cracking my marble. "What are you doing you dumass?!" I shouted to Goodman' unconscious body, giving him the middle finger. I drag him outside, laying him on the curb with a piece of paper pasted to his abdomen that said "1 Free John Goodman" and left him for any random passerby to pick up.
As I turned to go back inside, I could have sworn I smelled McDonald's burgers. That made me even hungrier and dashed back inside. I hit the power button on the Xbox 360 and began diving into my portion of the meal. This is when things got really strange. I thought this was going to be some normal beta build of a video game. Man, was I
It started off with a poor-quality video of presumably a couple of the developers jacking off into a Diet Pepsi can. What? What the hell? Wait a
The clip finally ended and faded to black, and the title screen came up. It was a bit different than what the final title screen is. It looked like it has picture instead of a video. At that point I thought little of it, especially after the opening video. The "Press Start" message appears on screen and I hit start. Instead of the usual "Select" soundclip you hear, its instead a new soundclip that says "Ya like jazz!" As I got jumpscared by Barry B Benson scowls in the foreground, but Barry was looking downward to his feet, shoulders slouched. I was surprised to hear some deleted lines. Sure it was a line from the movie, but it was a new recording of it which is all that counts.
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He looked back at me and said, "By the way, you left your shirt on the doorstep." I looked down at my feet and there sitting in front of me was a tiny yellow turtleneck shirt. This shirt didn't belong to me. I grabbed it and my pizza and walked back inside as the man with the ВИD mask grabbed the still unconscious John Goodman and threw him in the back seat of the delivery vehicle and drove off. I threw the shirt into the garbage and sat back down with my pizza and took a slice while un-pausing the horrific cutscene.
Ken, or what was left of him, dropped to the floor in a pile of gooey skin and clothing. Once all of his skin had melted into nothing, all that was left was a skeleton. It cuts back to Barry. Him being a bee, he was immune to the chemical mixture that he created as he stared into the camera, into my very soul, those piercing bee eyes burning into my mind. Upon closer inspection. "Do you not remember," Barry calmly proclaimed. "The first time you decided to meddle in lost
"This isn't your first time looking at lost media, Samson." He lifted up a VHS that said "THE NEW SECRET, 1991" on it. It finally clicked with me. All of that time getting it out of my head was only a temporary fix. I remember the tape, I remember that monkey who named George showing up at my house, I remember it all. "You see me in your dreams, but you never remember," Barry proclaimed. "You see me out of the corner of your eye at any given time of the day, but you never know what it is." Barry gave a sly smile before the Xbox360 shut off. I tried turning it back on, but to no avail. That motherfucker owes me a Xbox360. I looked over at Scotty, who was asleep and dressed in a Barry B benson cosplay. My face twisted into an expression of disgust and anguish. As I looked back to unplug the Xbox360 and put it away, he was there. Standing right in front of me.
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My nemesis, the Benson.
His eyes beamed at me with a bee-like appearance. His own flesh looked as though it had a bumpy, reptilian texture to it. His eyes rolled into the back of his head as he dropped to the floor and his demeanor froze in a normal dead bug facial pose. He had a audio tape that kept repeating his famous line but
"Ya like
Indeed, several worms burrowed holes through Barry's body from the inside out, and slithered out, all hissing and raising up to my level. Barry woke up and stood up, eyeing me and his serpent army. "I'm always watching you Samson. When you sleep, when you're awake, all the time." He motioned over to my friend Scotty, who then began convulsing. His face contorted and stretched to measures I didn't know were possible for a human's face to stretch. His body began to shrink and lose some features. It was a painful-sounding process, as the entire time, his skin is turning yellow and the wings is growing behind him I heard his bones crunch as they morphed into a new body.
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