Benthelooney - The Lost Ben Rants Video: Difference between revisions

"Second. '''GROW UP'''! It's a show ment for little girls, '''''NOT '''''for grown ass men! Seriously. Family Guy fans are more mature then you guys. With that said, let's begin. So, this show is about 6 ponies. They're called Twilight Sparkle, god as if Twilight couldn't get any gayer. Applejack, an uninspired country hick. Rainbow Dash, an aggressive dyke. Rarity, a dumb fashion obsessed bimbo. Fluttershy, a socially inept, bestiality loving twit. And finally, Pinkie Pie, a drug addict who doesn't shut the fuck up. What's wrong with these characters, well, '''''THEY'RE ALL GENERIC! '''''Seriously, Twilight is just a mary sue character. She's so boring. And the other characters are generic, unbelievable, and bland. I don't see why they're so well loved". I paused the video again. I began rubbing my face, wiping the sweat off of my face. I then heard a voice. "Hey, You". I moved my hands away from my face, and looked at the screen. I saw the awful MSPaint drawing of Ben looking at me. The video was paused, and he was talking. "That's right, you. How Dare You Like This Show! It's The Worst Show Ever Made"! I pointed at my labtop moniter. "You listen here, I may not like the show, but I respect the fanbas-". Before I could finish, Ben interupted me. "You respect the fans? Wow you're a fairy". Ben then started crawling out of my labtop screen, Ring Style. "You Must '''DIE'''"! Ben screamed.

 

 

Days later, I bought a Mac. I have had no problems with Ben.