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I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.
 
I put the video in my dvd player and it started out normal, UNTIL...
 
[[File:Ben kills.png|thumb|220x220px]]
 
For a split second Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching. His eyes were red like blood.
 
Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD."
 
I was scared, I tried changing the channelvideos but the remotemouse was missing it's batteriesbroken. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.
 
The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.
 
"Tonight, I shall be killing Mr. EnterJohn. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."
 
Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben TannehillThe Looney in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to Mr. EnterJohn's house and killed him until he was dead! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.
 
The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:
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"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.
 
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I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, the armed forces!
 
"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.
....They never came.
 
I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, and the armed forces! but they never came.
Well, shit.
 
The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:
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"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."
 
I spoke with Mr. EnterJohn about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.
 
Bye.
 
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