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Gil winced as he walked down the cracked street. The shattered and upended asphalt from the frequent impacts and eruptions that made walking anywhere a pain, but until Billy could get a license, he made it so no one else could drive. No one complained about it, there was no point in it anymore.
''Fucking Billy.''
Four years had passed since Gil tried to kill himself and now the world was much worse. He
Gil had heard whispers of monstrosities that had been birthed from
Gil managed to make it about three blocks before he first encountered the monster. He had just stepped onto a piece of up-turned asphalt when it exploded hundreds of feet up into the air and he was thrown backwards onto his aging back. As the inexplicable smoke was cleared by a gust of wind that appeared randomly as if on cue alongside a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwXn8hVmbJk watered-down electric guitar solo] that seemed more like it was an out-of-touch parent trying to play their first heavy metal solo, Gil got his first good look at the unholy creation.
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The fur on its body was dark red with black spines running along its back. It had a single white wing running along its back and gnarled devil horns grew from its head that terminated in a golden and cracked angel halo. It looked like something a toddler would make by cutting random pieces of cartoon images and hastily gluing them together right down to the inexplicable bandages that randomly wrapped around its legs and the tennis shoes on its feet. It opened its eyes, revealing black pupils, as it observed the decimated city around him.
It opened its mouth, releasing billowing smoke, and spoke through pointlessly sharp teeth: "Finally I, Conis the Abomination, am free from the Underworld! I was the product of the unholy union of an angel and a demon. My main goal on this earth is to track down and exterminate the Kyojin that murdered my beloved but lecherous grand-fafer hu raessed m-
Gil shouted the
The
Gil stepped forward and pressed the revolver to the back of the
However before any of that, Gil wanted to get good and drunk to try and forget all of this. He continued walking towards the shop with a now blood-drenched fifty dollar bill. At this point, he
Gil had lied to himself and pretended that this was all a phase that the great and powerful Billy would grow out of, but now he
Gil looked up at the sky in horror as multiple black and red anthropomorphic hedgehogs of varieties rained from the sky. Some were carrying unwieldy great swords while others struggled to aim at imaginary enemies with the crosshairs of their assault riffles through their constantly weeping and bloody eyes. While each one was different from the others, they still looked like they had been pieced together by a child who had been huffing glue for the past four years. Gil flicked open the chamber of his revolver and counted the bullets. He had four bullets to make it through hundreds of OC monstrosities. Gil
''Fucking Billy.''
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