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It opened its mouth, releasing billowing smoke, and spoke through pointlessly sharp teeth: “Finally"Finally I, Conis the Abomination, am free from the Underworld! I was the product of the unholy union of an angel and a demon. My main goal on this earth is to track down and exterminate the Kyojin that murdered my beloved but lecherous grand-fafer hu raessed m-” the Abomination mindlessly kept going though with its introduction without even registering the fact that Gil had just shoved the barrel of the revolver into its open mouth while screaming.

Gil shouted the thing’s forbidden name as he pulled the trigger, “Fuck"Fuck you, you Weeabite trash!”

The revolver’s hammer slammed down and a bullet exploded into the back of Conis the Abomination’s head pitching it backwards onto the street. There was a high-pitched ding like someone punching a synthesizer as coins erupted out of the anthropomorphic hedgehog’s body. The words burbled through Conis’ shredded mouth as it sloppily groped towards the golden rings leaving behind bloody handprints: “My"My coins!”

Gil stepped forward and pressed the revolver to the back of the Weeabite’s head and delivered the coup-de-grace before it could reach a coin. The bullet went through the abomination’s head and everything within a five foot radius was doused in blood and brain matter like a child setting off a ketchup bomb. Conis bounced up in the air before inexplicably phasing through the earth and disappearing into the aether. The old man rubbed at the bruise forming on his back as he groaned, “Fucking"Fucking Billy!” He would have to spend the next day washing blood and brain bits out of every nook and cranny before he came close to ever feeling clean again.