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Four years had passed since Gil tried to kill himself and now the world was much worse. He didn't think it could get worse than the delusional Disney-fied world that had taken his wife from him, but that all changed when Billy started to grow up. Before you could get by if you embraced Billy's happy horse-shit world of magic and wonderment and hoped that he believed in happy endings, but now something had changed. It seemed like overnight the world had warped and twisted into something new, something terrible.
 
Women's bust size had double, even tripled in some instances, causing massive back issues and immobilizing some of the unluckier ones. A few were even deformed into pixie-like children with cat or dog ears who were so waif-thin that they could only get around by ‘glomping'glomping' onto the backs of other people. Men wandered around trying to defend their honor or generally acting like mopey high-schoolers. Bodies littered the street from pointless duels and battles between rival school factions (despite most not even attending a high school). Before these honor-duels, many boasted how the bonds of their friendship could help them overcome any opposition, only to quickly realize that friendship wasn't effective at protecting against bullets and knives. This world was much worse and Gil knew why, Billy was twelve and he had just discovered anime.
 
Gil had heard whispers of monstrosities that had been birthed from Billy's love of his fandom. These monsters, whose mere utterance of their name was punishable by death, had been sighted throughout the city which Gil was walking through. Even the threat of these unholy creatures wasn't enough to keep Gil away from buying a case of Sapporo beer and Sake. He had been drinking silly juice for far too long so the prospect of anything actually alcoholic in nature was enough to drive him out into Billy's world. He clutched the old revolver at his side as he wandered towards the nearest shop.