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<span>            </span>Not familiar with the 1999 nickelodeon
cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, it is about the titular sea sponge (resembling household▼
cleaning sponge wearing a suit and tie) who lives in a pineapple under the sea
who
 
▲Not familiar with the 1999 nickelodeon cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, it is about the titular sea sponge (resembling household cleaning sponge wearing a suit and tie) who lives in a pineapple under the sea who
gets involved in all kinds of nautical nonsense. Due to the popularity of
his show, spongebob has garnered copious amounts of spinoffs, Movies, Merchandize,
Dank Memes, Spoofs, fanfics, and basically became the 21<sup>st</sup> century equivalent
of Garfield due to how much cash was raked in form body pillow sales. Not only
that, there are countless lost episodes, including squidward’s suicide, Hope is
Lost, Spongecry.avi, Patrick’s leg, Patrick’s revenge, Pear.avi, and etcetera.
 
gets involved in all kinds of nautical nonsense. Due to the popularity of his show, spongebob has garnered copious amounts of spinoffs, Movies, Merchandize, Dank Memes, Spoofs, fanfics, and basically became the 21st century equivalent of Garfield due to how much cash was raked in form body pillow sales. Not only that, there are countless lost episodes, including squidward’s suicide, Hope is Lost, Spongecry.avi, Patrick’s leg, Patrick’s revenge, Pear.avi, and etcetera.
What
the lost episodes have in common can be summed up in a nutshell by the example I
must tell you about today, Blood Whistle Stooges. As for how I came across this
example, it’s hard to explain. I was looking around at my local thrift store
for until I stumbled across this peculiar Blu Ray disc housed within some 1990’s
CD jewel case. On the disk, written in with a black marker, was “A Day with Spingebill”.
I assumed it was a bootleg version of “A Day with Spongebob Squarepants: The
Movie”. I decided to look it up on my phone, only to realize that “A Day with
Spongebob Squarepants” was unproduced. However, the casheer offered the Blu Ray
for free with a purchase of a 69 oz kelp shake for tree fiddy, and I was immediately
sold.
 
What the lost episodes have in common can be summed up in a nutshell by the example I must tell you about today, Blood Whistle Stooges. As for how I came across this example, it’s hard to explain. I was looking around at my local thrift store for until I stumbled across this peculiar Blu Ray disc housed within some 1990’s CD jewel case. On the disk, written in with a black marker, was “A Day with Spingebill”. I assumed it was a bootleg version of “A Day with Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie”. I decided to look it up on my phone, only to realize that “A Day with Spongebob Squarepants” was unproduced. However, the casheer offered the Blu Ray for free with a purchase of a 69 oz kelp shake for tree fiddy, and I was immediately sold.
Once
 
I made it back home, I decided to put the Blu Ray disc into my Blu Ray Player. One
Once I made it back home, I decided to put the Blu Ray disc into my Blu Ray Player. One I pressed play, the video immediately started with the title card, it sayed “Blood Whistle Stooges” in red, comic sans font on a black background. At the sight of that, I was instantly reminded of that one Spongebob episode, “Slide Whistle Stooges”, where squidward gets repeatedly slide whistled by Spongebob and Patrick. The title card then dose a bubble transition squidward waxing his carrot to some tentacle hentai, making that face he made in ‘Just One Bite” shortly after he said “dose this look unsure to you”. Then it cuts to Spongebob and Patrick sitting outside squidward’s house, laughing together. They then both pulled out their blood whistles from behind themselves, spongebob played his blood whistle, and then it cut to squidward. The TV spontaneously switched to Donald Tramp (a xxx parody by wood rocket), then squidward became nauseous, exclaiming “No Russians”. Squidward than regurgitated blood onto the TV, and thus causing it to disintegrate. Squidward then barged outside, “Spongebob, Patrick” he shouted. Spongebob and Patrick laughed again, then Patrick blew his blood whistle, Spongebob then laughed “here it’s cry”. It then cut to static, and then a clip from “Squidville” where Patrick says “I hate this channel”.
I pressed play, the video immediately started with the title card, it sayed “Blood
Whistle Stooges” in red, comic sans font on a black background. At the sight of
that, I was instantly reminded of that one Spongebob episode, “Slide Whistle
Stooges”, where squidward gets repeatedly slide whistled by Spongebob and
Patrick. The title card then dose a bubble transition squidward waxing his
carrot to some tentacle hentai, making that face he made in ‘Just One Bite”
shortly after he said “dose this look unsure to you”. Then it cuts to Spongebob
and Patrick sitting outside squidward’s house, laughing together. They then
both pulled out their blood whistles from behind themselves, spongebob played
his blood whistle, and then it cut to squidward. The TV spontaneously switched
to Donald Tramp (a xxx parody by wood rocket), then squidward became nauseous,
exclaiming “No Russians”. Squidward than regurgitated blood onto the TV, and
thus causing it to disintegrate. Squidward then barged outside, “Spongebob,
Patrick” he shouted. Spongebob and Patrick laughed again, then Patrick blew his
blood whistle, Spongebob then laughed “here it’s cry”. It then cut to static,
and then a clip from “Squidville” where Patrick says “I hate this channel”.
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