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As soon the stock footage explosion cuts to the ruins of Bikini-Bottom, it then fades to sponge bob and Patrick sitting next to a Kampf Fire in Gaben purgatory. Patrick started to say something, but his voice was dubbed over by a voice clip of Emgo316 saying "hooray for cards". It then cut to SpongeBob, saying "at least we don't have to hear about broflakes getting triggered over Steve shives blocking them on twatter". It then cuts to a clip of the Nostalgia Critic episode "Looney Tunes Show: Good or Bad?", [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh9OpBPNyDE&feature=youtu.be&t=197 depicting Doug Walker lying on the floor and winging]. It then cut back to Patrick shouting at SpongeBob, and patrick's voice was dubbed over by a voice clip of Anthony Anderson from Michal Bays first Transformers Movie back in 2007, shouting "Shut up Grandma" ([https://youtu.be/WZGcBgc3V00?t=9 and the audio quality was on par with this youtube clip]). In response, Sponge bob whopped out couple chocolate bars, causing Patrick to bust a nut. Then a remix of the Ghostbusters theme, where in the lyrics, every instance of Ghost is replaced with Nut, making it sound like Nut Busters. With said remix playing in the background, Patrick shouted in excitement, dubbed over by "[https://youtu.be/YpKtzumUmmA?t=13 It's the Wonder Boner]". With the remix still in the background, Patrick grabbed on of the chocolate bars; Patrick took his hand holding the chocolate bar, and bit it off. It then cut to SpongeBob, consuming his chocolate bar in a sexually objectified fashion. In reaction to sponge bob's actions, Patrick emulated the <strong>DEUUEAUGH </strong>made by that blue fish from the SpongeBob episode "Something Smells", meanwhile the scene in question was overlaid with strobe lights akin to that seen in "Electric Soldier Porygon". It was at this point in which the "Nut Busters" remix ended, only to have the background audio being replaced by "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdxQdGqQzg Room for One More Whore]".
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It then started to rain semen, thus prompting Patrick to charge up an Edajima Projectile. Patrick than muttered "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru" before launching his Manly Magic Missile at SpongeBob, teleporting ol' spongy to a Terry Trap on impact. It then cut to Patrick chomping down on Spongebob's Chocolate Bar.
== Update: August 26th, 2017 ==
It then cut to a time card being read out by the french narrator, the aforementioned time card said "The following morning". It then cut to Patrick waking up from underneath the fireplace, akin to how he gets up from his rock house. Then from where the camp fire used to be, a Blood Whistle fell on top of Patrick's head like a coconut. Once Patrick noticed the Blood Whistle on the cum drenched floor, he exclaimed "Squidwards' clarinet, what are you doing here". In response, the Blood Whistle said, in Tommy Wiseau's voice, "Hear It's Cry". Then, out of compulsion, Patrick began to play the Blood Whistle ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=274r1LMdGm0 which made this noise]).
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The ground began to shake as SpongeBob emerged from the ground with Ocean Man being played in the background in reverse whilst simultaneously, heavily bass boosted. Aside from having his face disfigured into a phallic shape by the Terry Trap, SpongeBob appeared to be unscathed. SpongeBob then said "Don't worry, It was just a bad dream".
It then cut to a time card being read out by the french narrator, the aforementioned time card said "The following morning". We cut to patwick waking up from underneath the burnt out fireplace akin to how he dose with his Rock House. Then a Blood Whistle fell from where the camp fire used to be and his Patrick on the head like a coconut. Once Patrick noticed the Blood Whistle on the Sperm Drenched Floor, Patrick said "Squidward's clarinet, what are you doing here". In response the Blood Whistle said "HEAR ITS CRY" in Tommy Wiseau's voice. Then out of compulsion, Patrick becg[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
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