Blood Whistle Stooges: Difference between revisions

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Squidward shouted "Get Out", literally kicking out SpongeBob and Patrick. After the crash landing, SpongeBob and Patrick sit right outside of Squidward's front door. Patrick said to SpongeBob "I think Squidward forgot his clarinet", before pulling out the Blood Whistle. SpongeBob then said "Maybe we should return it", before knocking on Squidward's door. Squidward got enraged by the knocking on his door. Squidward than tried to open his front door, only to realize that SpongeBob and Patrick are blocking the way.
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Squidward then tried going through the back door, and stormed his way to the front of his house. Squidward than Screeched "SpongeBob, Patrick, why in davy jones' locker are you still here". SpongeBob pulled out the Blood Whistle, and said "I think you forgot your clarinet". Squidward just stared at them with a blank expression, co-enciding with an awkward silence. 'Gimme that" Squidward said, swiping the Blood Whistle from Spongebob's hand. Squidward then said "keep out of my sights before I file a restraining order".[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
 
== Update: September 4th, 2017 (Labor Day Special) ==
After SpongeBob and Patrick Fucked off to go Jellyfishing, Squidward wend back inside to practice his clarinet.
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However as soon as he started playing the Blood Whistle, some satanic [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfB3sYI6I6E Gay Pot Bellied Goblin Frog Music] began to play in the background. Then, Shit Pickle Rick spontaneously appeared behind Squidward. Richard than posted his laser at Squidward's head, then it cut to right outside of Squidward's house, with Squidward's screams overlaid by stock laser sound effects.
 
Meanwhile, in jellyfish fields, SpongeBob and Patrick failed to find any jellyfish out in the open. However, they did find a jellyfish net, which they decided to investigate.[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
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