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Tails doll was Buggered off over SpongeBob's Foul language, and than shat out a Boneless Pizza at him. However, Patrick deflected the pizza with his throbbing erection, bouncing it off back to Tails Doll. The Boneless Pizza proceeded to [http://imgur.com/UxlFS9x Pimp Slap Tails Doll with it's dick tenticles, causing a minor injury.] Jellyfish fields has finally been cured of the Tails Doll Curse, and thus the Jellyfish resumed their normal Activity.
Whilst SpongeBob and Patrick (with his cuck hanging out) went jellyfishing to some [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDptiFlnMdI fitting music], Squidward ran up to the both of them, shouting "SpongeBob, Patrick, you got to help me the freak out". SpongeBob and Patrick then notice Shit Pickle Rick heading their way. SpongeBob then whopped out his Hydro-dynamic Spatula ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp8b2-T12co Set to Vibrator Mode]), and sliced the silly pickle in half. Both halves of Shit Pickle Rick's Corpse then exploded in copious amounts of cum before it all imploded and seamlessly morphed into two separate Blood Whistles.
== Update: September 15th, 2017 (Final Update) ==
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With SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward now in possession of their own Blood Whistles each, the all stand together. Squidward then said "Hay, you two have clarinets just like mine", Patrick then shouted "Woot" in response. SpongeBob then said "let us all play our clarinets together squidgy", after closing his eyes shut. Squidward then interjected by saying "Great Idea". All three of them proceed to lift up their blood whistles, and began playing. My Blu Ray Player began to short circuit, but the projection on my 386SX Computer kept playing the stupid movie. The screen began to glitch out into static, and then jolted into what can only be described as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92KnYeINgks "Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's '''''MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING Cringe".''''']
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The projection on my screen then triggered a Nuclear Fission within my Commodore69, in which i managed to survive. However, Jar Jar Binks then proceeded spring out, straight outta nowhere. But this was not puppet, not a cosplayer, not even an otherkin, but rather a Living, Breathing, Nipple Clamp Lovin', Urinal Cake Curdien', Corn Boy Eaten', Jizz Stain Jocky, Jar Jar Bipolar, Brothers Grunt Fanboy, uses BBQ Sauce as lube, '''🅱️inks!'''
Jar Jar then proceeded to repeatedly stab me to death with his Erect Penis. In the afterlife, I take the form of an Albino Corgi. As for you, the reader,you died from choking on a Grain of Salt before you could even finish reading this story.[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
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